wait a week.

h4w!

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Originally posted by afropik:
... People who I've done this to said it tastes like a large wad of goat jizz.

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Shit, that made me laugh so hard I nearly got fired.

Matter of fact, this whole thread does that to me.

I gotta remember that one. Man that's nasty. But these people who you've done it to - how do they know what a large wad of goat jizz tastes like in the first place?

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Originally posted by afropik:
Step 6: Laugh because the victim should either be vomiting, or running for the bathroom

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I drink shots called "Brain Tumors"
The baileys curdles in the peach schnapps and grenadine and in fact does taste like lumps. I would love someone to do that to me cause I would be on it and wouldn't vomit

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Originally posted by The_Stomper:
how do they know what a large wad of goat jizz tastes like in the first place?

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Maybe it's like that cereal "are you going to tell him that's a boy cow?" commercial. They were young and foolish, was on a farm, didn't know better and sucked on the wrong, um, extension thinking it was a teat.

Blowgoats, is that how you got your name?!

But I got 2 pranks... both from IGN if I remember right...

Prank #1:Make sure that you'll be the last to use your victim's toilet for the night. Drop a nice log. Then pour in 10 or 20 packs of Jell-o (lemon is the most effective). Let it sit till morning. Your victim will find a jell-o mold in the shape of his toilet bowl and (if you used enough jell-o) your masterpiece floating at the top. The only thing that can beat the fun in this is to get his reaction on video.

Prank #2: This is a great one for a birthday gag.

1) Get one of those small party poppers where you pull the string and confetti flys out. Get one of those "singing" birthday cards (it plays music when you open it). Get some masking tape.

2) Go to the toilet and flip up the lid. tape the "bell" of the party popper, pointing up, near the base of the lid. Rip the "singing" card appart and find the little electronic music box. It has a little tab that pulls out and makes the music play. tape the tab to the base of the lid. Put it moderately tight and tape the box to the base at the fulcrum lid. It should turn-off when you close the lid and plays when you open it again.

3) Close the lid half-way and then tape the string of the party popper to the base of the tolet at the fulcrum of the lid as tightly as possible.

4) Fill your victim up with twisted tea...

5) If you did it right... when he goes to use the toilet and lifts the lid confeting will fly up and him and music will play! Good for years of laughter if he Pee's his pants!

Bonus) For maxium he-pissed-all-over-himself effect... tape a few pull string fire crackers the same way you did with the party popper!

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