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PostIcon Posted on: Aug. 08 2001,23:12  Skip to the next post in this topic. Ignore posts   QUOTE
Just exactly how do you plan on getting ahold of some unsuspecting person's ball sack for long enough to staple it to a car?
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PostIcon Posted on: Aug. 09 2001,21:18 Skip to the previous post in this topic. Skip to the next post in this topic. Ignore posts   QUOTE
u want practical jokes watch those "camp kill yourself" tapes. i liked setting fire to the AM...FM...RADIO!

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staplegun. failing that, a person with a problem can get hold of very powerful rivetguns ...
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PostIcon Posted on: Aug. 10 2001,00:43 Skip to the previous post in this topic. Skip to the next post in this topic. Ignore posts   QUOTE
This takes time and planing

Take all 4 wheels off your victim's car.
Leave the tires and lugnuts behind and steal the lugwrench.

Watch from across the street as the moron slowly figures out what he is missing.

2 days later, place the lugwrench, giftwraped, gently on the hood of the car. Watch from across the street.
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PostIcon Posted on: Aug. 10 2001,02:31 Skip to the previous post in this topic. Skip to the next post in this topic. Ignore posts   QUOTE
A similar variation is to jack up thier car and place wooden blocks behind the wheels up under the frame just enough that the tires just barely won't touch. They'll never know until they try to take off!!

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A similar variation is to jack up thier car and place wooden blocks behind the wheels up under the frame just enough that the tires just barely won't touch. They'll never know until they try to take off!!


wont the high rate of spinning in the tires, or even the guy getting into the car possibly rock the car enough to make it fall off the blocks/jack?
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wont the high rate of spinning in the tires, or even the guy getting into the car possibly rock the car enough to make it fall off the blocks/jack?

Not in my experience. Only problem is, my experience is limited to once. So the one time we did it, the car didn't rock off the blocks. Good point though...I'm bad at safety.

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nice signature.
hey.... wait a minute...

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PostIcon Posted on: Aug. 12 2001,07:47 Skip to the previous post in this topic. Skip to the next post in this topic. Ignore posts   QUOTE
For the blocked up car thing, unless your neighbour drives a 4 by everywhere, you only need to jack up the passenger side drive wheel. Th differential won't let his side turn while the other is spinning and he'll never see the gap when he get's out to look.

Another car gag is the one where you need access to the inside of the loser's car.
You get one of those flat, ractangular cans of sardines in oil, open just the one end of it, empty the oil out and put it either under the back seat foam or pull away the door panel and put it in there.

One of the funnest gags I've done is to put buillon cube (OXO cubes in the UK) in a victim's shower head. They go around all day smelling like beef or chicken gravy - your choice.

There's also the good old stuff. Vaseline/boot polish on the earpice of the phone.

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Ok so you take some whipped cream in a can or shaving cream and your freeze it. Usually 2 days in the freezer works best. Then take a pipe cutter and cut the can right across the middle. Then you slip both ends off the very hard, frozen whipped cream/accelerant brick. Drop this in the nearest open sunroof you can find.... and be quick it starts to thaw very quickly. Ive found the hotter the interior of the car/ if its in direct sunlight makes the most violent eruptions. If your lucky every visable surface from where your brick landed will end up covered in whipped cream.

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