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I believe that one was in the anarchist cookbook.. of course, the more cans, the better.
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Hehe ... I'll let your minds do the imaging, since I didn't take any photos (no camera with me back then):

- Two dozen cans of Gilette Extra Foamy
- One unlocked VW Beetle
- Three guys with way too much spare time
- And one score to settle.

I swear, the car was filled.

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you know, I've always wanted to drive down the highway w/ a life-size medical skeleton in the passenger seat with its arm resting on the open window like it's enjoying the ride ...
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I know a guy who did the blocked up car at a wedding -- to the bride and groom. The groom was kinda an uptite guy, when he realised the wheels were spinning and the car wasn't going anywhere he jumped out, grabbed the nearest laughing bystander, and proceeded to shake the shit out of him.

Oh and the "rectangular prism behind the bowl" is full of water, so I don't think it would powder...

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Hah! glue a baby carrier to the top of your car (or duct tape so no permanent paint damage is done). Drive down the highway recklessly. See how many try to get your attention!
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First off, if you haven't seen the movies CKY and CKY2K, I suggest you go out ASAP and find them. The guys just skateboard and pull shit on innocents passing by, very funny.
My fav parts are: (from CKY) Fire in the Hole, you go to Wendy's or some fast food restaurant, order a drink, go to the pick-up window, get the drink, yell "fire in the hole," and proceed to throw the drink as hard as you can at someone inside the store; (from CKY2K) Football Practice, where you stand at the side of the road with a bunch of your buds and act like you're playing football, but always are kicking, see how many cars you can hit that go by.
There's some real quality stuff in those movies.

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PostIcon Posted on: Aug. 12 2001,19:20 Skip to the previous post in this topic. Skip to the next post in this topic. Ignore posts   QUOTE

"you put a dent in my new car!"

"its an 86!"

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A few of my favorites:

  • Bullion cube in the showerhead. Simple, effective, beefy.

  • Paralyzed drunk. When your friend gets drunk - and I mean super sloppy shitfaced drunk - wait for him/her to pass out. Then, sew the victim into the couch/bed with fishing line. When the victim wakes up... "I can't move! Help! I can't move!"

  • Phantom Bidet. Open the tank part of a toilet. Chances are you'll see a little white hose. This is what feeds the water into the tank. Pull it off, and pinch it through the tank and the lid, so it's pointing towards the user. Next time there's a flush...splish splash! I've found this works 90\% of the time. It usually gets people in the crotch, however...which is fine, but goes to show that most people like to turn around to see their masterpeice before flushing. Very interesting, indeed.

  • Greasy palm. For some reason, I really get a kick out of lubing up someones doorhandle with vaseline. It really cracks my shit up. Of course, lube the handle up with LSD, and the comedy factor increases exponentially.


  • Poo. You know, poo really makes the best joke. A log on someone's car hood = endless hilarity. A log in the fridge = death from laughter.
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    PostIcon Posted on: Aug. 14 2001,15:22 Skip to the previous post in this topic. Skip to the next post in this topic. Ignore posts   QUOTE

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    Originally posted by RenegadeSnark:
    Hah! glue a baby carrier to the top of your car (or duct tape so no permanent paint damage is done). Drive down the highway recklessly. See how many try to get your attention!

    Ah, yes, I can see it now. Police and news helicopters hovering around you (oh yea, strap a baby doll in there? :P) ... ending up on CNN ... 15 minutes of fame ... immortalized by pranksters ...

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    Here's a fun but somewhat harmless prank that I tried once. First you get one of those WaterPik things - the thing that shoots water out really fast so you can clean your teeth or whatever. You fill it up and set it up in the bathroom. Then you hook it up to one of those sockets that goes into the light fixture, so when the light goes on the socket gets powered (I had one of these in my bathroom.) Point the waterpik head at the doorway. When someone comes into the bathroom and turns on the light, they get covered in water.
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