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PostIcon Posted on: Aug. 19 2001,03:54  Skip to the next post in this topic. Ignore posts   QUOTE
If you have a friend (or enemy) with a basement, let loose a handful of crickets down there.
*chirp chirp chirp*
*light flicks on*
*silence*
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PostIcon Posted on: Aug. 19 2001,04:34 Skip to the previous post in this topic. Skip to the next post in this topic. Ignore posts   QUOTE
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Originally posted by miNus:
If you have a friend (or enemy) with a basement, let loose a handful of crickets down there.
*chirp chirp chirp*
*light flicks on*
*silence*


LMAO!

Dude! That evil! I love it!

But seriously, ONE of those fuckers is enough to drive you completly insane.

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PostIcon Posted on: Aug. 19 2001,22:17 Skip to the previous post in this topic. Skip to the next post in this topic. Ignore posts   QUOTE
The thing is that if they find one, there's more. And trust me, with a handful, will there EVER be more, and more, and more...
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Incredibly cruel one coming up. A friend at work told me this.

1. Get subject very drunk.
2. Once he passes out, put him in a bed and strip him naked. (If you can put another poor sap in there with him, all the better.)
3. Kick him in the tailbone so his ass hurts.

He's going to wake up naked with a sore ass ... and go fucking crazy

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PostIcon Posted on: Aug. 20 2001,14:46 Skip to the previous post in this topic. Skip to the next post in this topic. Ignore posts   QUOTE
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Originally posted by The_Stomper:

1. Get subject very drunk.
2. Once he passes out, put him in a bed and strip him naked. (If you can put another poor sap in there with him, all the better.)
3. Kick him in the tailbone so his ass hurts.

Modification to the above
1. Get subject very drunk
2. Strip him naked when he passes out
3. Get condom and fill the tip with cream or shaving foam or something
4. Put condom on banana
5. stick banana up subjects anus.
6. remove banana leaving condom inserted
7. Watch his face when he wakes up in the morning and wonders what it up his ass

I actually saw this in college. The guy was soooo mad

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PostIcon Posted on: Aug. 20 2001,15:40 Skip to the previous post in this topic. Skip to the next post in this topic. Ignore posts   QUOTE
yikes...
note to self: never get drunk and pass out in college.

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PostIcon Posted on: Aug. 20 2001,19:03 Skip to the previous post in this topic. Skip to the next post in this topic. Ignore posts   QUOTE
Step 1: Procede to get victim somewhat drunk
Step 2: Find some Bailey's Irish Creme
Step 3: Find some lemons and a shot glass
Step 4: Tell victim that if they chew a piece of lemon before doing the shot, that the alcohol will absorb faster through their mouth (they should be somewhat drunk, so this sounds feasable)
Step 5: Watch as victim eats lemon and does shot
Step 6: Laugh because the victim should either be vomiting, or running for the bathroom

The lemon makes the cream in the liquor curdle in their mouth. People who I've done this to said it tastes like a large wad of goat jizz.

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PostIcon Posted on: Aug. 20 2001,19:19 Skip to the previous post in this topic. Skip to the next post in this topic. Ignore posts   QUOTE
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Originally posted by Rhydant:
never get drunk and pass out in college.


never gonna happen

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Violence isn't the problem... it's the solution.

Where's your self re-cocking-spect

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PostIcon Posted on: Aug. 20 2001,22:32 Skip to the previous post in this topic. Skip to the next post in this topic. Ignore posts   QUOTE
That's called a Cement Mixer. It's also done with a shot of lemon or lime juice instead of actually biting the lemon.

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get someone really drunk! (strange how so many of these pranks involve getting people drunk) tie their hand behind their back and tie some string quite tightly around their bicep thus reducing blood supply cover their sleeve insome fake blood and watch in delight as they wake up to discover their arm ripped off. having some sort of fake arm somewhere might heplt hem freak even more.

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Violence isn't the problem... it's the solution.

Where's your self re-cocking-spect

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