Topic: Practical Jokes
started by: RenegadeSnark
Go to someone's home you don't like. Use the shitter. Instead of going in the bowl though, go in the tank (the rectangular prism behind the bowl). They'll never look in there. It will smell like shit and get all powdered.
OK, your turn.
Empty a bottle of tylenol, fill it up with white Pez, take the bottle in with you to a final exam. After the exam, walk up to the prof, hand in the exam, shake your head, empty the bottle of pez-filled tylenol into your mouth right there, shake your head again, and walk away dejectedly.
The look on his face was priceless. 
Not only that, you get something tasty to snack on while they shit a brick.
alternately, piss in a scope bottle, lean it up against someone's dorm room door, then call them and tell them not to open their door because there's a bottle of piss leaning against it. You KNOW they're going to open it!
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I can imagine a world with no hate, no crime, and no violence. I could also imagine us attacking that world because they'd never expect it.
#include /usr/local/pissed_off_prof
During finals week, 5 friends and I went into a freshman final in a class we never took (about 400 students, no way the prof would recognize us from the semester) and dispersed ourselves throughout the room. We waited until the prof passed all the papers out, then my friend started muttering loudly then said something like "none of this shit was on the syllabus or the study guide! This is bullshit! I'm fucking out of here! Who's with me? The other four of us agreed, with an occasional "Fuck this shit!" got up, threw our tests around, and left.
Silence....total silence....heh
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I can imagine a world with no hate, no crime, and no violence. I could also imagine us attacking that world because they'd never expect it.
It all depends on who you hang out with and which college you attend.Oooh, similar to Beldurin. I also invaded a freshman final w/ some other friends from ACM. It was in a very sloped auditorium w/ hard marbleish floors. We each had a bag of marbles.
About 1/3 of the way through the final we each started taking turns tossing 1 marble down onto the floor so that it bounced, then eventually rolled to the very front. After about 3 marbles a person, we emptied the bags at once. We all stood up and started screaming "we lost our marbles! WE LOST OUR MARBLES! AAAAUUGGH AAAAAAAAUUUUUUGH!" and ran like the devil himself was snapping at our heels
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Originally posted by incubus:
staple someone's ballsack to a passing car.
This is mean. I like it.
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Violence isn't the problem... it's the solution.
< Where's your self re-cocking-spect >
Take all 4 wheels off your victim's car.
Leave the tires and lugnuts behind and steal the lugwrench.
Watch from across the street as the moron slowly figures out what he is missing.
2 days later, place the lugwrench, giftwraped, gently on the hood of the car. Watch from across the street.
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Originally posted by Dark-Angel99:
How come Rhydant doesn't like you? I find you really funny :D
Never argue with and idiot...he may be doing the same thing
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Originally posted by Beldurin:
A similar variation is to jack up thier car and place wooden blocks behind the wheels up under the frame just enough that the tires just barely won't touch. They'll never know until they try to take off!!
wont the high rate of spinning in the tires, or even the guy getting into the car possibly rock the car enough to make it fall off the blocks/jack?
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Originally posted by SLATE:
wont the high rate of spinning in the tires, or even the guy getting into the car possibly rock the car enough to make it fall off the blocks/jack?
Not in my experience. Only problem is, my experience is limited to once. So the one time we did it, the car didn't rock off the blocks. Good point though...I'm bad at safety.
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Originally posted by Dark-Angel99:
How come {name removed} doesn't like you? I find you really funny :D
Never argue with and idiot...he may be doing the same thing
hey.... wait a minute...
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I may be paranoid, but not an Android.
Another car gag is the one where you need access to the inside of the loser's car.
You get one of those flat, ractangular cans of sardines in oil, open just the one end of it, empty the oil out and put it either under the back seat foam or pull away the door panel and put it in there.
One of the funnest gags I've done is to put buillon cube (OXO cubes in the UK) in a victim's shower head. They go around all day smelling like beef or chicken gravy - your choice.
There's also the good old stuff. Vaseline/boot polish on the earpice of the phone.
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- Two dozen cans of Gilette Extra Foamy
- One unlocked VW Beetle
- Three guys with way too much spare time
- And one score to settle.
I swear, the car was filled.
Oh and the "rectangular prism behind the bowl" is full of water, so I don't think it would powder...
My fav parts are: (from CKY) Fire in the Hole, you go to Wendy's or some fast food restaurant, order a drink, go to the pick-up window, get the drink, yell "fire in the hole," and proceed to throw the drink as hard as you can at someone inside the store; (from CKY2K) Football Practice, where you stand at the side of the road with a bunch of your buds and act like you're playing football, but always are kicking, see how many cars you can hit that go by.
There's some real quality stuff in those movies.
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They have cats in the future?
"its an 86!"
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Violence isn't the problem... it's the solution.
< Where's your self re-cocking-spect >
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Originally posted by RenegadeSnark:
Hah! glue a baby carrier to the top of your car (or duct tape so no permanent paint damage is done). Drive down the highway recklessly. See how many try to get your attention!
Ah, yes, I can see it now. Police and news helicopters hovering around you (oh yea, strap a baby doll in there? :P) ... ending up on CNN ... 15 minutes of fame ... immortalized by pranksters ...
*chirp chirp chirp*
*light flicks on*
*silence*
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Originally posted by miNus:
If you have a friend (or enemy) with a basement, let loose a handful of crickets down there.
*chirp chirp chirp*
*light flicks on*
*silence*
LMAO!
Dude! That evil! I love it!
But seriously, ONE of those fuckers is enough to drive you completly insane.
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When my flying days are over, and my death has come to pass
I hope they bury me upside down, so the whole damn world can kiss my ass
1. Get subject very drunk.
2. Once he passes out, put him in a bed and strip him naked. (If you can put another poor sap in there with him, all the better.)
3. Kick him in the tailbone so his ass hurts.
He's going to wake up naked with a sore ass ... and go fucking crazy
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Originally posted by The_Stomper:
1. Get subject very drunk.
2. Once he passes out, put him in a bed and strip him naked. (If you can put another poor sap in there with him, all the better.)
3. Kick him in the tailbone so his ass hurts.
Modification to the above
1. Get subject very drunk
2. Strip him naked when he passes out
3. Get condom and fill the tip with cream or shaving foam or something
4. Put condom on banana
5. stick banana up subjects anus.
6. remove banana leaving condom inserted
7. Watch his face when he wakes up in the morning and wonders what it up his ass
I actually saw this in college. The guy was soooo mad
note to self: never get drunk and pass out in college.
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I'll bring home the turkey, if you bring home the bacon.
Step 2: Find some Bailey's Irish Creme
Step 3: Find some lemons and a shot glass
Step 4: Tell victim that if they chew a piece of lemon before doing the shot, that the alcohol will absorb faster through their mouth (they should be somewhat drunk, so this sounds feasable)
Step 5: Watch as victim eats lemon and does shot
Step 6: Laugh because the victim should either be vomiting, or running for the bathroom
The lemon makes the cream in the liquor curdle in their mouth. People who I've done this to said it tastes like a large wad of goat jizz.
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Originally posted by Rhydant:
never get drunk and pass out in college.
never gonna happen
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Violence isn't the problem... it's the solution.
< Where's your self re-cocking-spect >
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When 1337 hax0rs start impaling each other with swords and typing code with a hook on one hand, then they can modify the term "pirate."
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Violence isn't the problem... it's the solution.
< Where's your self re-cocking-spect >
wait a week.
h4w!
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Originally posted by afropik:
... People who I've done this to said it tastes like a large wad of goat jizz.
Shit, that made me laugh so hard I nearly got fired.
Matter of fact, this whole thread does that to me.
I gotta remember that one. Man that's nasty. But these people who you've done it to - how do they know what a large wad of goat jizz tastes like in the first place?
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Originally posted by afropik:
Step 6: Laugh because the victim should either be vomiting, or running for the bathroom
I drink shots called "Brain Tumors"
The baileys curdles in the peach schnapps and grenadine and in fact does taste like lumps. I would love someone to do that to me cause I would be on it and wouldn't vomit
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Originally posted by The_Stomper:
how do they know what a large wad of goat jizz tastes like in the first place?
Maybe it's like that cereal "are you going to tell him that's a boy cow?" commercial. They were young and foolish, was on a farm, didn't know better and sucked on the wrong, um, extension thinking it was a teat.
Blowgoats, is that how you got your name?! 
We could hang out, babe! 
But I got 2 pranks... both from IGN if I remember right...
Prank #1:Make sure that you'll be the last to use your victim's toilet for the night. Drop a nice log. Then pour in 10 or 20 packs of Jell-o (lemon is the most effective). Let it sit till morning. Your victim will find a jell-o mold in the shape of his toilet bowl and (if you used enough jell-o) your masterpiece floating at the top. The only thing that can beat the fun in this is to get his reaction on video.
Prank #2: This is a great one for a birthday gag.
1) Get one of those small party poppers where you pull the string and confetti flys out. Get one of those "singing" birthday cards (it plays music when you open it). Get some masking tape.
2) Go to the toilet and flip up the lid. tape the "bell" of the party popper, pointing up, near the base of the lid. Rip the "singing" card appart and find the little electronic music box. It has a little tab that pulls out and makes the music play. tape the tab to the base of the lid. Put it moderately tight and tape the box to the base at the fulcrum lid. It should turn-off when you close the lid and plays when you open it again.
3) Close the lid half-way and then tape the string of the party popper to the base of the tolet at the fulcrum of the lid as tightly as possible.
4) Fill your victim up with twisted tea...
5) If you did it right... when he goes to use the toilet and lifts the lid confeting will fly up and him and music will play! Good for years of laughter if he Pee's his pants!
Bonus) For maxium he-pissed-all-over-himself effect... tape a few pull string fire crackers the same way you did with the party popper!
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