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Only twice?

Two separate bouts, both pretty intense.  I didn't have much more left in me.

...sex is tiring when you don't just lay there  ;)

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sex gets very interesting in the shower!
the hot water and soap makes things all slippery and wet ...

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excuse me
be back in a few ...  

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Speaking of horny  ...that post about did it for me.

Actually I don't have sex in the shower because that's where my arch nemesis the faucet lives.  The faucet is the guy that my woman is secretly seeing on the side  ...the bastard!!  Sure he has the cascading warm water thing going for him now, but that's all about to change once I turn down the water pressure.  sly.gif   hehe ...after that he's just going to be a dribble.  :D   I will 0wn j00 faucet!!!

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oh baby, then you better not get a hot tub with the pulsating jet streams.

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You guys aren't helping any.  Like I said, on a new drought here and not liking it.

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The drugs I take have killed my sex drive, I didn’t have much of one before but now I am worse.

I *wish* Paxil killed my sex drive.  Instead it made it stronger... no erection problems, and it made me last a LONG time... too long sometimes.  It can be damn frustrating.

Last girl I dated got mad b/c she thought I wasn't attracted to her 'cause I couldn't finish in under 15 minutes and I said I needed more foreplay... she'd come twice and be too exhausted to continue before I even got close.  I was always reassuring about it and told her that it wasn't her fault, it was SmithKline-Beecham's, but she moved on to greener, faster pastures anyway.

It's been me & Rosy Palms for two years b/c of that.  Haven't even tried to put the moves on anyone... what's the point?  With a little help I could get things working better but ain't no one going to stick around for that =P
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Shit dear, you just need a woman who can handle more than 2 orgasms at a time and one who likes marathon fucks.

And chicks like us do exist.

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but none of them have your mind, dear  inlove.gif  inlove.gif  inlove.gif  inlove.gif  inlove.gif  inlove.gif  inlove.gif

get your sweet ass out here ASAP... all the tigresses out here are either dumb as nails, aspiring actresses, artists who won't date anyone who doesn't draw or paint, or corporate types who won't date anyone who doesn't have a salary of at least $100,000 and wear polo shirts.

I'd visit PA, but I have a feeling I'd get lynched.
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Lynched?

What in the hell for babe?

Sides, ain't nobody gonna be lynchin one of my friends in PA... because 'defense of self or other' is a legal reason to draw and fire.

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'defense of self or other' is a legal reason to draw and fire.

That settles it.  I'm going out there.  Take me somewhere that leftists hang out.  With a little luck, we can legally remove a few from the gene pool.
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