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This is one thread I'll be checking on, so...

hmm?
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Just got over my own *ahem* dry spell, so I've at it like a jackhammer.
Put it this way. 2 separate visits: 9 left out of a 12 pack. (Call it bragging, but I'm not a guy that's just out to please numero uno, currently at a 2:1 ratio in her favour. She owes me and I'm gonna collect this weekend)

There is a downside to the marathon sessions (Boston Fucks) Kuru, the girl tends to get a little sore.
Cystitis. owie. She couldn't even walk, I felt SO guilty.
(You can explain it to the others better than I can probably)
Mind you she called her buddy and was recommended a glass of Cranberry juice mixed with 1/3 teaspoon of bicarbonate of soda. Once every 4 hours. Worked a treat to set the ph imbalance back to normal. Avoid acidic stuff.
Back on her feet in the an hour or two after taking it.

Well, not exactly her feet...
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Honeymoon Cystitis is what they call it.  Sometimes things get rubbed a bit too raw.    ...but that's what the ass is there for.  ;)

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I wouldn't know, because I've never been 'too sore.'

If twice was the most I could do in a day, I'd be a very miserable kuru. My current record is starting out Saturday morning with a full 12-pack of Durex and being back there Saturday evening for another.

Nope, never been too sore to screw.

Have walked funny the next day, but NEVER hurt too much to keep going.

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My current record is starting out Saturday morning with a full 12-pack of Durex and being back there Saturday evening for another.

How many guys?

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One guy.

Lucky bastard that he was.

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Damn, I'd be shooting dust out my dong after about the fifth time.  I think that's about my record.  It was set on a cruise ship  ...morning session, breakfast, round two, lunch, at it again, nap, dinner, more sex, cocktails and back to the room for the grand finally.  I think we slept through the next port.

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Other than trip #2 to the pharmacy, neither of us got out of bed all day.

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Quote (kuru @ 30 April 2002,11:57)
Shit dear, you just need a woman who can handle more than 2 orgasms at a time and one who likes marathon fucks.

And chicks like us do exist.

Yep, they do!

my gf can take usually up to 10-15 orgasms before she says she got enough... THEN i give her two or three more while i'm  really going for mine.

damien: you should get your gf back where you got her... i think she's broken ;)

Edited by blanalex on Jan. 01 1970,01:00

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Ah, the marathon fuck. Longest I've gone in one session is almost an hour. (I'm porn material, according to the lucky recepients of the aforementioned humping.)

I don't think I could go twelve times in a day though. Not without some serious lube ... after awhile not only would I be exhausted, there'd probably be some severe chafing going on downstairs as well.

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