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PostIcon Posted on: May 02 2002,11:27  Skip to the next post in this topic. Ignore posts   QUOTE

It can be done. And with a condom on, the guy doesn't get as chafed as the girl.

Granted it's not all up-down for hours. Positions vary, and you can take turns to rest by being on the bottom.
You can also rest your bits by going oral or doing some 'handiwork' on the other person for a while.

Loads to do. Use your imagination.
Essentials: Phones off; loadsa stuff (condoms; lube); Gatorade or water and maybe some enrgy bars to snack on; phone number to your favourite take away; remote for the TV when you're finally done for the day/taking breaks.
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See WillyPete is right. It's not like, oh, 10 hours of missionary position.

You change it up, you move around, you involve toys and hands and tongues and food... you put the TV on, you rest, you go again in a different way...

Then when you get exhausted, you just pass out.

What's a little chafing? Feh. It's nothing. Not even worth bein concerned about. Suck it up and keep goin.

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PostIcon Posted on: May 03 2002,09:08 Skip to the previous post in this topic. Skip to the next post in this topic. Ignore posts   QUOTE

Quote (kuru @ 02 May 2002,05:48)
Suck it up and keep goin.

You Swallow! Yes!

hahaha. I know. Misquoted.

Well, I'm off at about 2pm for the long weekend. I called ahead to make sure she's got a lot of cranberry juice in the fridge.
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1 hour qualifies as marathon sex?   damn, then 95% of the sex i've ever had was of the marathon variety if that's the case.

serously guys, lasting more than 10 minutes is a super human feat these days or some shit?
well, here's a tip to help you 'go the distance'.....  when your fucking, think about how much shooting your load sucks.  Why does it suck?  Because after you squirt, you've got to lie in bed, dick limp, still horney, waiting for your equipment to rest up enough for round 2.  (and if you don't find yourself wanting to fuck your girl for as long as possible and/or after fucking your not particularly in the mood for a second helping.... GET A NEW GIRLIE!!!!!!!!!!!;)

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No, BlackFlag, one hour is not a marathon.

Let me explain it slowly so that even you can understand it.

15 minutes is a quickie.

1 hour is a decent fuck.

1 hour repeated 14 times in a 24 hour period is a marathon.

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yeah, that's pretty much my deffinition.  was just responding to the_stomper's post.

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Ah, the marathon fuck. Longest I've gone in one session is almost an hour. (I'm porn material, according to the lucky recepients of the aforementioned humping.)


must have missinterpreted what he was saying.  thought he was using the word session to reffer to the same thing as marathon.  *shrug*

longest i've gone without stopping for a ciggerette, water, food, etc. was about 1 hour 45min.  was almost ready to drop from dehydraton/heat exaustion.  sex is hard work.....  hey, if they could find a way to make pushups and atomic situps feel good, everyone would have a body like arnold.....  (files that under possible future money making schemes.)

always keep spare sheets around.  girls don't like sleeping in a sweat soaked bed.

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Hey, I'm up for a marathon session, just need to find a girly to do it with.  Anyone know a really nice/cute girl at Oregon State University?

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um ...look in the phone book under entertainment   ...lots of girls there that will come sleep with you.  It's going to cost though.  You might want to have you financial aid check ready when she gets to your door.

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I'm so horny at this point that I'm taking care of myself at least 3 times a day!  I didn't think I was capable of that.  Just thought I'd share.

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