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Beldurin 
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Posted on: Apr. 30 2002,03:26 |
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| Quote (veistran @ 29 April 2002,18:30) | that sux0rs 
edit: reading fark, mention of realdoll was made by someone so my bored ass goes for a visit... and I found this. |
ack.
Nikita, sorry to hear about your problem. I've recently become solo, and it really sucks. Been almost a month now. Grr...
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You haven't solved anything.
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editor
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Posted on: Apr. 30 2002,06:42 |
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... the worst part is that I think I remember pictures of Nikita, and she is a babe.
ack
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Nikita
Princess of Darkness Spy. Assassin. Seductress.
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Posted on: Apr. 30 2002,06:50 |
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almost fell asleep at friends place.
that was almost bad.
i'm not horny when i'm tired ... odd ... very odd.
so maybe i should work harder so I'm too tired to think of anything at night but sleep!
zzzzzz 
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Who's yo Mommy?
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editor
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Posted on: Apr. 30 2002,07:22 |
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Nikita, in the name of all male Detvets,
Thank you.
mmm.
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mqa
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Posted on: Apr. 30 2002,10:15 |
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1) really fucking horny
2) my balls were aching
3) jacked off
4) with my hand, and sublimedirectory.com
5) not really
6) no
7) of course
8) fine, you can have sex with me whenever you want
i'm not sure if girls really understand how horny guys actually get, but going with out release for too long tends to make a man a risk to himself and those around him.
edit: please don't misinterpret my avatar...
Edited by mqa on Jan. 01 1970,01:00
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damien_s_lucifer
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Posted on: Apr. 30 2002,10:15 |
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Now I have that Mousse T track stuck in my head.
"Hear that? They're saying horny, horny, horny. It's a methaphor, see, for being... horny. It's genius! Have you ever been horny, Matt?"
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BlackFlag
Objections noted; Notes discarded.
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Posted on: Apr. 30 2002,12:51 |
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1.) when my ex-g/f came home one night, drunk, stoned, horney, and peeling off clothing before she even got through the door.
2.) I was sore the next morning.
3.) *hump*hump*hump* have you ever heard a girlie so damn horney she meowed like a cat in heat?
4.) Just about everything you can think of except anal sex, which i don't particularly like.
5.) oh yes!
6.) mmm.... a little bit. (won't mention why. that's just to wierd for public discussion.)
7.) No. I reached nirvana thusly:
For a long time, this girl had me pussy-whipped. Its true. The fatal mistake she made was letting me know it.... See, i had been pussy whipped for months without even realizing it, but once she had the balls to announce to me (in front of a friend of mine no less) that she had me whipped, that was the end of it. Three weeks of abstinance later, the positions were reversed. (she gave much better head after that too.) Nirvana is realizing that women really are much more horney than guys are, and that we can use this to our advantage at times.
8.) just did.
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kuru
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Posted on: Apr. 30 2002,13:54 |
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I think girls really do understand, because though they try to lie about it, they get just as wound up as guys do... unless of course they post it on a messageboard.
As for the meowing thing, I've been there, but it takes a LOT to get me to meow. The limits have to be pushed within a micron of breaking, and then there's a meow.
Though I think Nikita should just visit the local sex shop, buy something, and use it.
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'dancing is the vertical expression of horizontal desire.'
-robert frost
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Wiley
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Posted on: Apr. 30 2002,15:03 |
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Speaking of horny chicks, mine came home with a serious case of the squishy panties yesterday. Damn near ripped my clothes off ...I was actually telling her to slow down. We went at it hard until we were both sweaty and tired and then crashed for a few ...ordered a pizza (online at Papa John's) ...watched the Ozzbourns ...then went at it again. I was then done for the night. But I'm well rested today and can't wait to get home. 
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kuru
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Posted on: Apr. 30 2002,15:17 |
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Only twice?
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kuru
'dancing is the vertical expression of horizontal desire.'
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