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This whole self-imposed dry spell ends NOW.  Waiting any longer might cause re-virginization, and we just can't have that.  The only problem is that with these crazy work hours, it's damn near impossible to have a social life, and hooking up with work chix0rs is usually a bad move.

For the first time ever, I can't wait until college starts back.  With this much pent up sexual frustration, the next girl that gets coaxed into bed isn't going to know what hit her.  

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You go dude!

And uh, put it on DVD. For posterity.  :D

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This whole self-imposed dry spell ends NOW.  Waiting any longer might cause re-virginization, and we just can't have that.

With this much pent up sexual frustration, the next girl that gets coaxed into bed isn't going to know what hit her.  

1) Re-virginization?  Shit, dammit, no!  Hm self-repairing cherries ... *scratch*  I don't think that I want that ... :(

2) "You had me at hello" (bow chicka wow wow ... )
   *fishing brain out of gutter ... ok, at least move it up 1 layer of scum*

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Quote (Rshias @ 29 May 2002,02:29)
self-imposed dry spell

Hahahahaha  ....you kill me   ...self imposed  :D

"So if you know so much about women then why are you at like Gas and Sip on a Friday night?"    ...."By choice man!"

Honestly, do you get tired avoiding all the horny women that are begging to moisten the arid climate of you current sexual existance?

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Well he is a hottie.

And drunken college chicks will do anything...

Maybe he has been staying away from sex voluntarily.

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I need to end my drought as well.  I'm going on a month now.  As for the "college chicks will do anything" thing, some of them will, but they're not the kind that I'd have sex with.

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Lenght of my dry spell: 101 days and counting.  That means I have not been with a woman in any manner for more than 3 months.    cry.gif

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Quote (kuru @ 29 May 2002,13:14)
Maybe he has been staying away from sex voluntarily.

Kuru is right.  It's not for lack of opportunities.  In college, anyone can get laid.  The difference is, I usually don't take advantage of the situations I find myself in.  Does passing up the chance to score with wasted chicks make me less of a man?  I don't think so.

Even with my proclaimed end of the dry spell, I still won't take advantage of that sort of situation.  It's not how I operate.  What it means is that I'll actually put some effort into seeking out a partner rather than blowing everyone off.

Kuru, do you a nice professional release on the DVD, or the raw, uncut version?   ;)

EDIT:  I'll never learn to spell operate correctly.

Edited by Rshias on Jan. 01 1970,01:00

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Well he is a hottie.

And drunken college chicks will do anything...

Maybe he has been staying away from sex voluntarily.

And dont forget alcohol makes everyone look pretty :0

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And dont forget alcohol makes everyone look pretty :0

Call me shallow, but I'd rather not wake up beside a yeti the next morning.

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