Topic: I need to get laid
started by: Rshias
Posted by Rshias on May 29 2002,10:29
This whole self-imposed dry spell ends NOW. Waiting any longer might cause re-virginization, and we just can't have that. The only problem is that with these crazy work hours, it's damn near impossible to have a social life, and hooking up with work chix0rs is usually a bad move.For the first time ever, I can't wait until college starts back. With this much pent up sexual frustration, the next girl that gets coaxed into bed isn't going to know what hit her.
Posted by kuru on May 29 2002,12:03
You go dude!And uh, put it on DVD. For posterity.
Posted by Nikita on May 29 2002,15:54
| Quote (Rshias @ 29 May 2002,05:29) |
| This whole self-imposed dry spell ends NOW. Waiting any longer might cause re-virginization, and we just can't have that. With this much pent up sexual frustration, the next girl that gets coaxed into bed isn't going to know what hit her. |
1) Re-virginization? Shit, dammit, no! Hm self-repairing cherries ... *scratch* I don't think that I want that ...
2) "You had me at hello" (bow chicka wow wow ... )
*fishing brain out of gutter ... ok, at least move it up 1 layer of scum*
Posted by Wiley on May 29 2002,17:54
| Quote (Rshias @ 29 May 2002,02:29) |
| self-imposed dry spell |
Hahahahaha ....you kill me ...self imposed
"So if you know so much about women then why are you at like Gas and Sip on a Friday night?" ...."By choice man!"
Honestly, do you get tired avoiding all the horny women that are begging to moisten the arid climate of you current sexual existance?
Posted by kuru on May 29 2002,18:14
Well he is a hottie.And drunken college chicks will do anything...
Maybe he has been staying away from sex voluntarily.
Posted by Beldurin on May 29 2002,18:28
I need to end my drought as well. I'm going on a month now. As for the "college chicks will do anything" thing, some of them will, but they're not the kind that I'd have sex with.
Posted by demonk on May 29 2002,18:44
Lenght of my dry spell: 101 days and counting. That means I have not been with a woman in any manner for more than 3 months. 
Posted by Rshias on May 29 2002,19:26
| Quote (kuru @ 29 May 2002,13:14) |
| Maybe he has been staying away from sex voluntarily. |
Kuru is right. It's not for lack of opportunities. In college, anyone can get laid. The difference is, I usually don't take advantage of the situations I find myself in. Does passing up the chance to score with wasted chicks make me less of a man? I don't think so.
Even with my proclaimed end of the dry spell, I still won't take advantage of that sort of situation. It's not how I operate. What it means is that I'll actually put some effort into seeking out a partner rather than blowing everyone off.
Kuru, do you a nice professional release on the DVD, or the raw, uncut version?
EDIT: I'll never learn to spell operate correctly.
Posted by Carnivore on May 29 2002,19:38
| Quote (kuru @ 29 May 2002,10:14) |
| Well he is a hottie. And drunken college chicks will do anything... Maybe he has been staying away from sex voluntarily. |
And dont forget alcohol makes everyone look pretty
Posted by Rshias on May 29 2002,19:51
| Quote (Carnivore @ 29 May 2002,14:38) |
| And dont forget alcohol makes everyone look pretty |
Call me shallow, but I'd rather not wake up beside a yeti the next morning.
Posted by liquid metal on May 29 2002,19:52
| Quote (demonk @ 29 May 2002,13:28) |
Lenght of my dry spell: 101 days and counting. That means I have not been with a woman in any manner for more than 3 months. |
ha. college chicks will do any-one! even other chicks.
101 days..wow...how does this sound to you all...
October
of course i haven't abstained from ANY sexual act...just no sex.
edit: wrong quote
Posted by Rshias on May 29 2002,20:03
Mine's lasted a bit over 3 years. I've pretty much abstained since I started college.
Posted by Vigilante on May 29 2002,20:20
One thousand, two hundred, forty-four days. 
Posted by Wiley on May 29 2002,20:26
| Quote (kuru @ 29 May 2002,10:14) |
| And drunken college chicks will do anything... |
I would like to enter in my Girls Gone Wild DVDs into evidence as plaintiff's exhibit A
...sniff ...they grow up soo fast ...why can't they stay slutty forever?
Posted by kuru on May 30 2002,00:46
| Quote |
| Kuru is right. It's not for lack of opportunities. In college, anyone can get laid. The difference is, I usually don't take advantage of the situations I find myself in. Does passing up the chance to score with wasted chicks make me less of a man? I don't think so. |
You're a good man Rshias. And if I am not gonna be in the video, then of course I want the raw, uncut footage.
Posted by demonk on May 30 2002,00:53
Out of curiosity, is there a link to a picture of kuru? I think there was one floating around about a year ago, but I can't remember where. Just curious.
Posted by kuru on May 30 2002,01:11
The pic is gone... the server crashed from all those 2 in the morning accesses .... so.. It had to go.If you still want a pic, I might work something out.
Posted by CNCJake on May 31 2002,12:51
| Quote (Nikita @ 29 May 2002,07:54) |
| (bow chicka wow wow ... ) |
I have noticed you have said this a couple of time, and it really bothers me because I have said the same thing for years but have no idea as to where I got it from. Nikkita, could you offer up any history to "bow chicka wow wow?"
Posted by Wolfguard on May 31 2002,13:32
70s porn movie music reference...(figures i would know this...)
Posted by Nikita on May 31 2002,16:43
I heard "bow chicka wow wow" from one of my brothers ... who does a really freakin' good, dynamic vocalization of "bcww" ... no surround sound though 
It's a porn music reference - as Wolfy said - but I don't know why it's "bow chicka wow wow" instead of "wakka wakka oosh oosh" or some other variety.
Any of you guys ever play Sextris? Remnant from my undergrad years that I still have on my computer. The music is pretty funky
Posted by kuru on May 31 2002,16:50
Aw c'mon Nikita, you've admitted to enough interest in sex and porn to know that that's the most common 'get laid' music in a porno.Your efforts at the Jedi Mind Trick of Innocence will not work here on Planet Detnet, for the Geek are immune!
Posted by Wiley on May 31 2002,17:03
I say we go to the pr0n on this one. Click < here > watch any of the fabulous pr0n movies I have put there and report back to me any use of the Bow Chicka Wow Wow music. Please note at what point in the movie the music came on so I can get a soundbite off it. I would watch them myself but I have discovered that my place of employment tends to frown on watching pr0n at work for some reason. But Merry Early Christmas to the reat of you!!
Posted by Nikita on May 31 2002,17:16
Interest in sex, hell yes. OhohohooOOOoooOOOooo yes YES YES!!! ... Interest in porn ... eh. I don't like it. My lifetime porn watching experience amounts to less than 1 hour total. Seriously - ok fine, laugh at me. Yes, CK, including that 5-10 minute clip that I was going "eew" with every change in camera angle. That one didn't have plot - so maybe that's why there's no music?
Surely they can't all use the same music to cue in the "plug and play"?
Maybe one day I will be converted to be a porn fiend and vie for the title of having the quickest fingers this side of the Mississippi, but for now I'm content with what I have, real man, real feel, real sweet lovin'
(psst, and of course the occasional playing with myself ... but no porn ... just me and my naughty thoughts
)
Posted by Wiley on May 31 2002,17:29
| Quote (Nikita @ 31 May 2002,09:16) |
| psst, and of course the occasional playing with myself ... but no porn ... just me and my naughty thoughts |
brb
*zip*
Posted by kuru on May 31 2002,17:42
The 'I'm naughty but I'm such a good girl' thing is so last season.
Posted by Wolfguard on May 31 2002,17:55
I find that most naughty girls are good
Posted by kuru on May 31 2002,18:53
Yeah but the ones who are like 'Oh, I'm a naughty *gigglegiggle* goody two shoes' ..... well.... Why can't chicks just admit their sexuality without having to snicker about it and pretend they're not really thinking/doing the things they are?
Posted by Wiley on May 31 2002,21:07
I personally like it when girls act innocent and then drop in the occasional suggestive comment. When they wear a little plaid skirt and hold a teddy bear it's even better.But maybe that's just me.
Posted by kuru on May 31 2002,21:58
It's just you.Manipulation isn't sexy to me.
Posted by Pravus Angelus on May 31 2002,22:31
It's not just you wiley. Naughty girls who act innocent can do it in a very sexy way. Plaid skirts and teddy bears a big plus. It's even better when you're not entirely sure if they're innocent or not (as opposed to a girl you know isn't, but likes to play innocent). Mmm, that's a fun guessing game
Posted by kuru on May 31 2002,22:56
It's fake, shallow, manipulative and lame. I'm surprised men actually like that crap.
Posted by demonk on May 31 2002,23:27
I don't know, so far all the conversations I've had with girls like that were nice. They didn't seem manipulative or shallow or anything negative.
Posted by kuru on Jun. 01 2002,00:35
Enter: my sister.The original 'I am a good girl on the outside but rotten in the core'.
She's a master manipulator and even her friends can't stand to be around her because everything she does is an effort to get a dick to rise.
She makes me want to curb stomp her head.
Posted by damien_s_lucifer on Jun. 01 2002,02:09
I just realized... I haven't had sex since last millenium. 
Posted by demonk on Jun. 01 2002,02:18
wow. that's a humbling thought.
Posted by The_Stomper on Jun. 01 2002,09:49
Well at least for you, it's an option to go find some drunken college/university girl and lay pipe. If I do that, I'd be a total fucking bastard.
Posted by kuru on Jun. 01 2002,15:33
And this would make you a bastard how, exactly?
Posted by Bob_the_Cannibal on Jun. 01 2002,17:00
kuru: would you like it if someone took advantage of you in a drunken state and banged you silly?Some people do have a thing against lawsuits. It's not actually consent, because the other party is unfit to pass judgement.
and besides, some people are just too nice to take advantage of people like that.
Posted by kuru on Jun. 01 2002,17:47
If we were both drunk and did something dumb I would probably consider myself stupid later.In fact (shit I went to college), I've been there. Got real drunk, took a drunk guy home, had wild monkey lovin, woke up and went 'Shit, that was stupid.'
And no, I wasn't mad that I was 'taken advantage of'. I made the choice to get drunk and screw someone. The buck stops there.
Posted by demonk on Jun. 01 2002,17:50
I've always viewed the law on this matter as one sided. If the woman has had any alcohol in her system, she suddenly in no longer responsible for her actions. But a guy is always held responsible, even if he was 10 time more drunk than the woman. Seems like they are saying that women are weak and they need protecting since they can't make decisions for themselves which is a complete load of shit. What do you people think about that?
Posted by kuru on Jun. 01 2002,18:42
That it's a crock of shit to hold men to a higher standard than women. That it's unfair to men to say that if the woman regrets doing something stupid later she can accuse him of raping her.Seriously, if I was a guy, I would be scared to sleep with anyone before getting a notarized permission slip.
Posted by demonk on Jun. 01 2002,18:56
At some universities (can't remember which ones right now), you do have to get a permission slip!!! You actually have to go to the administration and make it known that both of you chose to have consentual sex. Can you believe that?!?!
Posted by kuru on Jun. 01 2002,19:21
Welcome to the world of feminist government.
Posted by Rshias on Jun. 02 2002,10:03
| Quote (kuru @ 01 June 2002,13:42) |
| Seriously, if I was a guy, I would be scared to sleep with anyone before getting a notarized permission slip. |
How right you are.
Posted by Uberkommando on Jun. 02 2002,16:16
Here's a thought: My friend hasn't gotten anything in 14 months.
Posted by kuru on Jun. 02 2002,16:16
So, Rshias, I know this chick who is a Notary Public.....
Posted by Nikita on Jun. 02 2002,17:26
| Quote (demonk @ 01 June 2002,12:50) |
| I've always viewed the law on this matter as one sided. If the woman has had any alcohol in her system, she suddenly in no longer responsible for her actions. But a guy is always held responsible, even if he was 10 time more drunk than the woman. Seems like they are saying that women are weak and they need protecting since they can't make decisions for themselves which is a complete load of shit. What do you people think about that? |
Shit, some women don't even need to have any alcohol in her system to be stupid/irresponsible.
A (ahem) friend of mine was engaged - ring on finger and all. We went clubbing one night and these guys tried to hook up with us. I didn't want to go, but I didn't want to leave her alone with 2 guys (she's smaller than I am and doesn't know jack shit about self defense). I had a friend who was working night shift til 8am so I called him every so often to check in.
She made a big fuss about her engagement ring never leaving her finger, but ... well, let's just say she did stuff that night her fiance would definitely not approve of. (and why the hell did the guys come after a chick w/ an engagement ring?) I was mad at her and I don't really talk to her anymore. Nothing happened to me - spent the night playing cards with the other guy and making sure that nothing bad would happen. He was probably frustrated, but too bad for him. Afterwards my friend was like "hey, the guy that you were playing cards with was coming on to you pretty strong. I can't believe you guys didn't do anything - things would have worked out better if I had 'your' guy! Mine was a bit hesitant blah blah blah blah ..."
*slap*
The saying that women are weak and need protecting since they can't make decisions for themselves IS shit. There are plenty of strong women who have lived through hell and can kick major ass if you try something stupid. It's just the ones who are insecure, uncertain, afraid of offending a guy - will do anything to not be rejected, and can't say "no" that seem to leave a bad lasting impression. (Though a strong chick that kicks a guy in the balls after he tries to grope her boobs for the #th time that night will definitely leave a different kind of lasting impression ...)
Posted by Wiley on Jun. 02 2002,17:55
Answer to why guys hit on engaged or married girls-You don't have to call them the next day ...in fact they are probably lying in bed praying to god that you don't ever call them. You get to leave out the entire I'm only interested in sex ...nothing else conversation as it is already implied.
Not saying I agree with it ...just answering your question.
Posted by editor on Jun. 02 2002,20:13
Wiley!Aren't you the sharpie!
Umm.
I dated a girl who lived in the dorms at UCLA.
I had to show photo ID and sign in downstairs.
There were 3 people running the desk.
I felt guilty as I got in the (smelly) elevator.
Why should I feel guilty?
It really put a damper on the date.
This was 14 years ago.
I shudder to think what it must be like now!
Posted by Wolfguard on Jun. 02 2002,21:51
its turning into something that everytime you go out you need to bring a lawyer with you.You hook up with a girl and your lawyer and her lawyer draw up the papers...
Posted by Wiley on Jun. 03 2002,16:04
| Quote (Wolfguard @ 02 June 2002,13:51) |
| its turning into something that everytime you go out you need to bring a lawyer with you. You hook up with a girl and your lawyer and her lawyer draw up the papers... |
And that's just for sex ....you should've seen the three lawers it took to draw up my pre-nup.
Posted by Nikita on Jun. 03 2002,16:14
| Quote (Wiley @ 03 June 2002,11:04) |
| And that's just for sex ....you should've seen the three lawers it took to draw up my pre-nup. |
Hey, you did it? She didn't shred you to itty bitty pieces of confetti?
Posted by Wiley on Jun. 03 2002,17:30
Yeah, but I was sneaky ...she thought she was signing off on the photographer's contract and didn't even read it. I knew I should have wrote in a clause about it being ok to keep a mistress or two.