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http://www.warehouse23.com/basement/box/
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A folded US flag with 317 stars crammed into the corner and a stylized globe superimposed on the stripes.

That'll be the day.

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Of all the boxes ....

"Several food storage containers filled with normal-looking green M&M candy. Those who eat them will find it more difficult to resist being seduced. For each candy eaten within the last hour, apply a -1 penalty to resist Sex Appeal. "

Oooh la la.

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/me force feeds Nikita several storage containers full of normal-looking green M&M candies and downs the rest.

The Warehouse is VERY dark, I'm afraid

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could someone explain what the fuck i'm supposed to be looking at right now?

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A guitar amp whose dials go to eleven.

w00t!

w00t!

Spinal Tap 0\/\/n5 j00!

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And wow! Hey! What's this thing suddenly coming towards me very fast? Very very fast. So big and flat and round, it needs a big wide sounding name like . . . ow . . . ound . . . round . . . ground! That's it! That's a good name - ground!
I wonder if it will be friends with me?

And the rest, after a sudden wet thud, was silence.


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The Warehouse is VERY dark, I'm afraid

Ooooh, I guess I'll have to feel my way around ...

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I submitted:

A small card with the words, "How to keep a monkey busy" written on one side.

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And wow! Hey! What's this thing suddenly coming towards me very fast? Very very fast. So big and flat and round, it needs a big wide sounding name like . . . ow . . . ound . . . round . . . ground! That's it! That's a good name - ground!
I wonder if it will be friends with me?

And the rest, after a sudden wet thud, was silence.


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A guitar amp whose dials go to eleven.

w00t!

w00t!

Spinal Tap 0\/\/n5 j00!


R0x0r

I have a vw ad about that.


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Ok now im scared. They were all abstract until now.

A software box labeled "Windows '96 beta-test v1.0." The system requirements listed on the box are "IBM 286 or better, 640K RAM, 1 MB hard disk space, compatible with *anything*." The licensing agreement, if carefully read, stipulates that "all current and future rights to the user's soul, body, and financial assets will be forfeited to Microsoft. Any usage or installation of this software constitutes implied consent to this licensing agreement."

And where can I find some of these?
A case of Mountain Dew cans. They contain 120-proof spirits.

I definatly need some of this with gas prices where they are.

Several dozen small spherical green pills. Each one, dissolved in a gallon of water, will turn it into a gallon of high-test gas.

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