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You open one of the 1007 boxes on this floor and find...

A series of slides on a slide-carriage. The first shows a drawing of a Tyrannosaurus rex. Each successive slide depicts a slight change in the look of the creature, making it increasingly smaller in scale, caricaturizing its features, and coloring it a deep purple hue. A sticky note attached to the carriage says, "Deliver to the Institute--ready for Stage II."

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You open one of the 1007 boxes on this floor and find...

A smooth helmet made of unknown substance. Even though it does not snuggly fit your head, you put it on anyways. The helmet instantly activates itself and you are able to hear conversations across the warehouse. Suddenly your retinal spectrum begins to cycle between normal, ultraviolet, and infrared wavelengths. The device is obviously broken, so you begin to tinker with the two other devices in the crate; a portable shoulder cannon and a wrist computer device.


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You open one of the 1004 boxes on this floor and find...

A large briefcase containing the following items: A black collapsible snap-brim hat, mirrored shades, black suit coat, black pants, black dress shirt, black tie, black shoes, black socks, and bright pink underwear with the word "Chuckles" written on it in neon green. 1d4 rounds after opening the briefcase, the players will be physically assaulted by the angriest MIB they have ever seen . . . who is, oddly enough, blushing.


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A penny. It will turn any other coin it touches into a penny.


Hey!  I have this!  Somewhere....

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A glass container labeled "Irony." The lid of the container is locked with a small gold lock. No amount of force can break the glass or the lock. Inside the container is a small gold key.


I have GOT to get a life.

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You open one of the 994 boxes on this floor and find...
A plain box of unsharpened No. 2 pencils, without any visible brand name. Any electronic scoring machine for standardized tests will score any answer marked with one of these pencils as being correct.


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You open one of the 994 boxes on this floor and find...
A pair of large, pink, fuzzy dice on a string, suitable for hanging from the rear-view mirror of a car. While they are hanging, the car runs normally, but does not appear to use up its fuel.


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