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hrmm...I like this box:

There is a faint whiff of thyme, violets, and muskroses as you open the box...but when you look in, you see a small flower that does not seem to have any scent of its own. The petals are stained a deep purple, but there are streaks of white near the center. If you press the flower, it produces a thin purple juice...and if you put this juice on the eyelids of a sleeping person, the person will fall madly in love with the first creature he or she sees upon waking up.

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A tube of super adhesive that cannot be broken by any known means. In addition to the normal nozzle, midway down the tube, just at the proper place to squeeze it, is a series of four nearly invisible pinpricks around the tube's circumference.

Heh...

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A high-quality, hand-tooled leather case containing all the equipment for easy use of heroin. Several packets of the high-purity drug are included. All the equipment bears the seal of the President of the United States.

lol

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A set of three darts. The darts will always hit the bullseye on any dartboard they are thrown at - if and only if the thrower's blood alcohol content is .15 or higher.

this is entertaining

or i need a life.....

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. . . another box, seemingly of heavy cardboard but curiously tough and stiff, about 2.5 feet square. It is apparently a foot deep, and empty. Inside that box you can see a single tiny pencil. Actually, it is normal-sized and far away. Space inside the box is warped by a 10-to-1 factor; the interior of the box is a room 25 feet square and ten feet deep, and from inside the walls are quite solid. You cannot get in without lowering yourself down a side (or jumping). Getting out will be harder.

wtf?

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Hah this is great!

A camera. It resembles an expensive 35mm SLR camera, except that the camera body is too thin. Closer inspection will discover that there is no mechanism for loading film into the camera, and there is a dial on the back with settings like "3x5," "4x6," "5x7," "8x10," "Slides," "Photo CD," etc. If the camera is used, a Federal Express parcel arrives at the user's current residence at noon the next day. It will contain negatives for any pictures taken, plus the specified prints/slides/etc. If the parcel is traced, the FedEx records indicate that the user sent the parcel to himself, and paid cash.

A bundle of papers and floppy disks containing source code and executables for a huge and complex program with a single input - the length of time it should run for. Unfortunately there is a bug in the program; however long it runs it will always just print "42" before terminating.

A huge (3' x 5' x 8') tin of Spam. The key is to scale.

That rare first draft of the U.S. Constitution with the word "suckers" in it.

A vintage Star Trek lunchbox (original series) with a label that says "Property of Erwin Schrodinger". Inside is a bologna sandwich, either with mustard or without.

A Lego (tm) set and instructions. Put together, it makes a accurate model of a concentration camp.

A bottle marked "diet pills." Anyone taking one will be elated to find it has only 1/16th the calories of a normal pill.

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Originally posted by CatKnight:
A vintage Star Trek lunchbox (original series) with a label that says "Property of Erwin Schrodinger". Inside is a bologna sandwich, either with mustard or without.

Haha, that's the best.
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A spice shaker, unlabelled, containing a fine gray powder. Any food contacted by this powder will taste exactly like chicken.

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And wow! Hey! What's this thing suddenly coming towards me very fast? Very very fast. So big and flat and round, it needs a big wide sounding name like . . . ow . . . ound . . . round . . . ground! That's it! That's a good name - ground!
I wonder if it will be friends with me?

And the rest, after a sudden wet thud, was silence.
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You open one of the 997 boxes on this floor and find...

Odd socks.

wtf? that's it? what a jip.

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Several sealed packages of old, but still edible, cheese. Stored with these samples are photographs and documents showing them being dug from the surface of the moon.

my favorite:

A detailed plan for the creation of mindless slaves from the ordinary citizenry. The plan includes a description of the device used for the transformation, which is a flat black wafer roughly 3.5 inches on a side. Included with the plan is a box of free trial diskettes from a large online service.

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