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Nikita 
Princess of Darkness Spy. Assassin. Seductress.
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Posted on: Mar. 21 2002,00:14 |
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honey give me your credit cards - I want to go shopping?
honey can I drive your new sports car?
honey can you not go to the bachelor party?
honey I want 3 kids okay?
honey I want one of those kids by next year ...
honey football is stupid, can we watch synchronized toenail painting/eyebrow plucking instead?
You gotta learn to say no!
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Who's yo Mommy?
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Jynx
resident n0b0dy
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Posted on: Mar. 21 2002,02:30 |
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What are you talking about? He knows how to say "no":
"Honey, were you just looking at that other woman?"
"Honey, do you think I'm fat?"
"Honey, you don't mind that I used your razor to shave my legs again, do you?"
"Honey, you don't mind if I stop shaving, do you?"
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kuru
Detonate.net's 9mm wielding geek-hit-Goddess
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Posted on: Mar. 21 2002,13:13 |
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It's not that hard to say 'No.'
C'mere Wiley, I'll give you lessons.
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'dancing is the vertical expression of horizontal desire.'
-robert frost
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Wiley
©0®ÞØ®4+3 whØ®3
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Posted on: Mar. 21 2002,15:53 |
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| Quote (Nikita @ 20 Mar. 2002,16:14) | | honey give me your credit cards - I want to go shopping? |
Ok ...you got me there. She racks up 2K/mo on credit cards.
| Quote | | honey can I drive your new sports car? |
I wish I had a new sports car ...I'm still waiting for my mid-life crisis for that one.
| Quote | | honey can you not go to the bachelor party? |
Only if I have the strippers come here.
| Quote | honey I want 3 kids okay?
honey I want one of those kids by next year ... |
Where'd I put Dr. Kovorkian's number?
| Quote | | honey football is stupid, can we watch synchronized toenail painting/eyebrow plucking instead? |
How about synchronized bikini waxing?
| Quote | | You gotta learn to say no! |
Sure, and then she starts saying "I've got a headache"!
Jynx, I think I might mind the not shaving part ...especially if it were a Saturday night and we were about to get freaky.
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kuru
Detonate.net's 9mm wielding geek-hit-Goddess
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Posted on: Mar. 21 2002,16:06 |
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I'm starting to feel kinda sorry for you Wiley.
2K a month?
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'dancing is the vertical expression of horizontal desire.'
-robert frost
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Nikita
Princess of Darkness Spy. Assassin. Seductress.
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Posted on: Mar. 21 2002,17:08 |
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Jynx: our buddy Wiley here is so whipped, plus he's working his fingers to the bone and the bone to fine powder every day. I doubt there's a pretty woman in sight where he works at (shut in his office, drinking coffee, talking to himself/the voices)
Wiley: I was about to type in synchronized brazilian bikini waxing, but I realized that you'd enjoy it a bit too much.
And shit, 2k ... that's way more than what I freaking make per month. I betcha that if you didn't have that 2k/mo to cough up, you can have that sports car in a few years.
((2k/mo*12mo/yr*3yrs) = almost enough for a Viper (base list price) ? )
Edited by Nikita on Jan. 01 1970,01:00
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1LT
Unplug Grandma
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Posted on: Mar. 21 2002,17:52 |
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Walk the dog, do the dishes
Your lips are brown from kissing ass
Sorry guys I can't make it
Maybe next time, think I'll pass
Don't make her mad, don't make her sad
A fate for you that's worse than death
you're a slave and you don't know it
It always happens to the best
[CHORUS]
Pussywhipped, Pussywhipped
Don't you know you're pussywhipped
Pussywhipped, Pussywhipped
Don't you know you're pussywhipped
She wants to be involved with you
In every little thing you do
Always has to add her two cents
It's obvious who wears the pants
Your friends all hate you, you don't care
Cause you've been trapped in her lair
And hopefully on day you'll see
That pussy can be caught for free
[CHORUS-MOSH PART-REPEAT FIRST VERSE-CHORUS]
10 points to any one who actually knows who this is from
Next week...G.G. Allin (is it me or is his name becoming a punchline?)
Kuru- congrats on the good sex. Next time, suggest the shower and a shave. Granted, then there are some trust issues but if you think the guy can handle razor, a little topiary action always gives a little charge.
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kuru
Detonate.net's 9mm wielding geek-hit-Goddess
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Posted on: Mar. 21 2002,18:23 |
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Actions were limited due to the fact that we were basically interlopers in my friend's house and it was enough of an inconvenience to that friend that he walked by his own door and caught two people getting freaky in his bed - and he wasn't one of them.
I think if we had hopped in the shower, there would've been a war.
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'dancing is the vertical expression of horizontal desire.'
-robert frost
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Wiley
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Posted on: Mar. 21 2002,21:49 |
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damnit, it sucks to be me. Maybe I should start doing coke so I can work more ...so I can do more coke ...so I'll have to work more ... bleh, maybe I should just cut up the credit cards.
Kuru, I get pissed too when I'm not the one having the sex in my house. I'd at least try and cut in for a bit.
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j0eSmith
Outlier
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Posted on: Mar. 21 2002,22:53 |
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1LT - Thats by S.O.D 
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