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editor 
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Posted on: Mar. 20 2002,01:37 |
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Youu almost got it Jimi;
Money doesn't buy happiness,
but
Money can rent happiness...
Kuru, take a check for fifty bux?
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kuru
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Posted on: Mar. 20 2002,02:53 |
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If I start taking checks for lap dances, I'll have to report it to the IRS as earned income.
That will be a pain in the ass.
Cash only.
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'dancing is the vertical expression of horizontal desire.'
-robert frost
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editor
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Posted on: Mar. 20 2002,02:56 |
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You assumed I was paying fifty for a lap dance.
assumed.
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Jynx
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Posted on: Mar. 20 2002,18:31 |
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Just make sure that lap dance is after she's been lasered. Otherwise.....
Buka buka WOW buka buka WOW WOW
Buka buka WOW buka buka WOW WOW
zzzzzzzzzssssshhhhhhhhhhtttttttttttt.........
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ow...
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Wiley
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Posted on: Mar. 20 2002,19:17 |
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| Quote (kuru @ 19 Mar. 2002,12:54) | Loose Lips Sink Ships.
I guess if you pay for Lasering Kuru, you just have to not tell your girlfriend.
I'll agree to visitation rights. |
I think in my case it's a case of
"Loose Lips cause somebody to get half my stuff and force me into a lifetime of alimony payments" 
A pretty tempting offer though, I may just have to send a check out to you. 
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kuru
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Posted on: Mar. 20 2002,19:39 |
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Only if you actually get married.
*whistles innocently*
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'dancing is the vertical expression of horizontal desire.'
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Wiley
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Posted on: Mar. 20 2002,21:04 |
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If I cancel now I will loose my deposit  ...I can't have that. Do you know what the deposit on $50,000 worth of wedding is??
Oh why didn't I just spend the money on a new car.
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editor
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Posted on: Mar. 20 2002,21:16 |
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New cars are fun to drive, but new wives are funner!
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kuru
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Posted on: Mar. 20 2002,23:26 |
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Less than alimony for the rest of your life?
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Wiley
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Posted on: Mar. 20 2002,23:54 |
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Hehe ...true, it would be less. But she's very hard to say no to ...especially on account of me being so pussy whipped and all. 
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