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oh, sweet!!!  i actually got laid tonight!!!  and now i am drunk and stoned.  this is the best day ever, and i swear i will never come down.  no more silent suggestions of sly sex, i am now set for a good long while.  ah, sex.  it's a good thing.

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who cares whether you actually had intercourse or not (unless it was your first time). I'm more interested in knowing whether you spend the night with a hot chick who liked you and will still like you when she's not drunk and stoned...

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PostIcon Posted on: Feb. 26 2002,13:38 Skip to the previous post in this topic. Skip to the next post in this topic. Ignore posts   QUOTE

What does it matter what she thinks the next morning?

The man got laid and got his ass home.

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PostIcon Posted on: Feb. 26 2002,13:51 Skip to the previous post in this topic. Skip to the next post in this topic. Ignore posts   QUOTE

Let's see;
a detvet got laid and so made a topic out of it.
and we're reading it.

he *did* propagate his seed, well done!
and we're reading it.

he got all sweaty and shit and exchanged fluids with anon.
and we're reading it.

he did what "normal" ppl do all the time.
and we're reading about it like it's special...

oooh. Maybe we should do a poll on how often we get laid
we'll read about that, for sure.

no mistake, good for you.  I was mixing brake fluid and bleach on the roof at 2am.  Rather get laid.
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PostIcon Posted on: Feb. 26 2002,14:20 Skip to the previous post in this topic. Skip to the next post in this topic. Ignore posts   QUOTE

Its not that a detvet got laid

Its that HE got laid.

Ok, who won the pool?  I lost since my money was on him becoming a boston priest...

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PostIcon Posted on: Feb. 26 2002,15:43 Skip to the previous post in this topic. Skip to the next post in this topic. Ignore posts   QUOTE

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i am now set for a good long while.  ah, sex.  it's a good thing.

Wha!?  You've tasted the fruit  ...how can you be set for a long while?  I always want more ...more  ...more damnit!!  And bring some friends along this time too.

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PostIcon Posted on: Feb. 26 2002,16:16 Skip to the previous post in this topic. Skip to the next post in this topic. Ignore posts   QUOTE

He did a girl?

Damnit. There goes my $50. I had mine on 'sheep.'

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PostIcon Posted on: Feb. 26 2002,17:09 Skip to the previous post in this topic. Skip to the next post in this topic. Ignore posts   QUOTE

shit, mine was on the "small animals and duct tape" category ... and on "anything that moves" ...

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PostIcon Posted on: Feb. 26 2002,17:13 Skip to the previous post in this topic. Skip to the next post in this topic. Ignore posts   QUOTE

Do dead girls count?
Set for a while huh? I was told formaldehyde left a burning sensation.

;) Good for you.
Haha.
Funny thought... he got root.
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PostIcon Posted on: Feb. 26 2002,17:14 Skip to the previous post in this topic.  Ignore posts   QUOTE

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oh, sweet!!!  i actually got laid tonight!!!  and now i am drunk and stoned.  this is the best day ever, and i swear i will never come down.  no more silent suggestions of sly sex, i am now set for a good long while.  ah, sex.  it's a good thing.


Nope, no mention of a girl in there.

You ladies may still be in the running.

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