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PostIcon Posted on: Feb. 27 2002,01:33  Skip to the next post in this topic. Ignore posts   QUOTE

Ok,  I am totally going out on a limb here but Im putting money on his right hand... with a double or nothing on both....

"Bookie I am in for the long run!"

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Quote (Nikita @ 26 Feb. 2002,12:09)
shit, mine was on the "small animals and duct tape"

Why do you wrap a hamster in duct tape?

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So it doesn't expload when you sodimize it.

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...sorry, that's the worst joke ever, especially if you ask it to someone in person...

Edited by Anztac on Jan. 01 1970,01:00

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PostIcon Posted on: Feb. 27 2002,02:46 Skip to the previous post in this topic. Skip to the next post in this topic. Ignore posts   QUOTE

yes, she was a girl, yes, she liked me before, during, and after the act.  she was not around while i was intoxicated.  the reason that this is such a big deal is that almost by rule, girls dont like me.  i just thought i'd share my joy in life and sex, and since all the topics sucked, i thought i'd make a comeback via a cool new topic the subject of which would be me getting laid.  either way, i think i win.  (although i am never quite sure)

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Unless you get a funny rash in the next few days - yeah, you win.  tounge.gif  thumbs-up.gif

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Quote (Vigilante @ 26 Feb. 2002,19:21)
Unless you get a funny rash in the next few days - yeah, you win.  tounge.gif  thumbs-up.gif

You wouldnt want to have to take those special everyday vitamins to suppress breakouts.  wow.gif

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PostIcon Posted on: Feb. 28 2002,19:53 Skip to the previous post in this topic. Skip to the next post in this topic. Ignore posts   QUOTE

Love comes and goes...

...herpies is forever

Sad state of the universe when the doctor says "Its just herpies."  and you say "Thank god."

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PostIcon Posted on: Feb. 28 2002,21:10 Skip to the previous post in this topic. Skip to the next post in this topic. Ignore posts   QUOTE

Can't say I've ever heard that one from a doctor.

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PostIcon Posted on: Feb. 28 2002,21:36 Skip to the previous post in this topic. Skip to the next post in this topic. Ignore posts   QUOTE

Still no sex for me, although all i have been doing this past week is feed my depression, alas. Right now sheep look good.  shaun.gif  cool.gif

Edited by ic0n0 on Jan. 01 1970,01:00

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Woooo, I have ic0n0 does a sheep.

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PostIcon Posted on: Mar. 01 2002,23:43 Skip to the previous post in this topic.  Ignore posts   QUOTE

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orgy, orgy, orgy ...

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