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PostIcon Posted on: Sep. 10 2001,03:18  Skip to the next post in this topic. Ignore posts   QUOTE
since im tired of your whining, i have developed a simple 2 step plan that is guaranteed to get you or any other decent looking chick laid within 72 hours (or 10 minutes if you're really serious).

step 1: act like a slut
step 2: dont be picky

let me know how it works.

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PostIcon Posted on: Sep. 12 2001,03:03 Skip to the previous post in this topic. Skip to the next post in this topic. Ignore posts   QUOTE
I've been telling her that for years! She can do step one pretty easily, but she just refuses to do step two.

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PostIcon Posted on: Sep. 12 2001,14:30 Skip to the previous post in this topic. Skip to the next post in this topic. Ignore posts   QUOTE
are u trying to insult me demonk? u can't insult me with da truth ya know.

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PostIcon Posted on: Sep. 12 2001,15:20 Skip to the previous post in this topic. Skip to the next post in this topic. Ignore posts   QUOTE
ouch

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Can sluts be picky?

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PostIcon Posted on: Sep. 12 2001,23:14 Skip to the previous post in this topic. Skip to the next post in this topic. Ignore posts   QUOTE
Yes, they can fuck any [insert criteria here] rigid.

[critera = well-hung|attractive|good-in-bed|rich|woman]

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PostIcon Posted on: Sep. 14 2001,00:56 Skip to the previous post in this topic. Skip to the next post in this topic. Ignore posts   QUOTE
What about 18 year old broke college students? One can always dream

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PostIcon Posted on: Sep. 18 2001,04:46 Skip to the previous post in this topic. Skip to the next post in this topic. Ignore posts   QUOTE
Hey, i could use a break from my dry spell I'm in Milwaukee, hint hint...

Anyways, a joke:

Whats the difference between a bitch and a slut?

A slut fucks everybody.

A bitch fucks everybody but YOU.

Happy fucking

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PostIcon Posted on: Sep. 18 2001,11:23 Skip to the previous post in this topic. Skip to the next post in this topic. Ignore posts   QUOTE
If thats what 29 orgasms is like, I feel somewhat disappointed......
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PostIcon Posted on: Sep. 18 2001,19:06 Skip to the previous post in this topic. Skip to the next post in this topic. Ignore posts   QUOTE
quote:
Originally posted by Hellraiser:
If thats what 29 orgasms is like, I feel somewhat disappointed......

I was thinking along the same lines...

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PostIcon Posted on: Sep. 27 2001,05:45 Skip to the previous post in this topic.  Ignore posts   QUOTE
My aren't we all a bunch of horny and sexually frustrated people.. ::sniff sniff:: me too... I want some..

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