eh, I didn't have any love letters ... so ...le originale:
fuck you, ya cum-guzzling, jizz-slurpin, dingleberry-pickin motherfucker, you're such a goddamn shitfaced douche bag. hell, you are a raw, bloody pustule of a hemorroid!
ze burhn:
fuck you, ya cum-guzzling, jizz-slurpin, dingleberry-pickin motherfucker, you and your sluts're such a fuckin' goddamn shitfaced douche bag. Ask me again: I should snap your ass. hell, you and your sluts are a raw, bloody pustule of a hemorroid!
(now burn it a few more times for funky variations haha) ugh, no more procrastinating.
Merde.