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... do the women authors show how a guy is meant to make love by having him take ages; do the full body tongue-bath; do it deep and slow; etc; etc, yet when you've slid it in about 12 times the avg girl decides it's the Kentucky Derby and rides hell for leather?

What gives?

All the cosmo and guy' guides to bonking go out the window. It's down to the one who can go the mileage the fastest.
where the fuck is the 'take it easy', 'nice n slow' kinda girl.

Or do I just end up with all the psycho hose bitches from hell?
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PostIcon Posted on: Jul. 10 2002,14:38 Skip to the previous post in this topic. Skip to the next post in this topic. Ignore posts   QUOTE

I've had the slow and sensual before... then I've had the sweaty rodeo... and this is with the same person in the last 2 months... :D

Depends on the mood.

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Depends on the mood.

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Yup!  I doubt that your technique is bad and she's speeding things up to get it over with.  You might have touched her just the way she likes it and sent her into a frenzy.  Just how much foreplay did you have?!  Tease.

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Oh yea, and thunderstorms ... oh baby.

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The more you pay attention to your partner in bed, the better you get. And I don't mean just staring at them while you drill. :D

Pay attention to their breathing, if your hands are anywhere in the lower region, you will feel muscle contractions and subtle stuff. Not tootin' my horn, but I'm a VERY attentive lover. ;)

Oh, and thunderstorms are certainly bonerific. :)

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Rain on a quiet Saturday afternoon.  Nothing makes me want to call up someone special and crawl into bed with them.  Wouldn't even matter if we did anything more than just lay there and listen to the rain hit the pavement and trees outside the window while in each other's arms.  Damn, I need to write one of those trashy love novels... or get laid.  Guess which one will happen first?

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PostIcon Posted on: Jul. 10 2002,20:24 Skip to the previous post in this topic. Skip to the next post in this topic. Ignore posts   QUOTE

I'd say that it's a question of mood and situation, too...

Another thing: maybe she wants to get some action first, and afterwards relax and do all the cuddly stuff?

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PostIcon Posted on: Jul. 10 2002,21:37 Skip to the previous post in this topic. Skip to the next post in this topic. Ignore posts   QUOTE

demonk - tough call.  You either :
1) write the trashy novel based on experience (har har, if doing the hootchy kootchy were always as bodice-ripping I wouldn't waste MY time to WRITE a novel, oh no), or

2) invent creative techniques from all the imagination/fantasizing poured into the trashy novel (rivaled only by the Kama Sutra)

3) ah screw writing ... books on tape! devil.gif

LiNeY - yea! It's probably damn hard to just cuddle when you're horny ...

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It's probably damn hard to just cuddle when you're horny ...

What is this cuddling you speak of?
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rofl
I always saw the gentle cuddling as a precursor to more sex...
at east, that's what ends up happening in most cases, no?

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either that or just falling asleep...
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