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WillyPete 
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Posted on: Jul. 09 2002,22:43 |
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... do the women authors show how a guy is meant to make love by having him take ages; do the full body tongue-bath; do it deep and slow; etc; etc, yet when you've slid it in about 12 times the avg girl decides it's the Kentucky Derby and rides hell for leather?
What gives?
All the cosmo and guy' guides to bonking go out the window. It's down to the one who can go the mileage the fastest.
where the fuck is the 'take it easy', 'nice n slow' kinda girl.
Or do I just end up with all the psycho hose bitches from hell?
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^Oni^
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Posted on: Jul. 10 2002,14:38 |
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I've had the slow and sensual before... then I've had the sweaty rodeo... and this is with the same person in the last 2 months... 
Depends on the mood.
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Nikita
Princess of Darkness Spy. Assassin. Seductress.
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Posted on: Jul. 10 2002,14:48 |
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| Quote (^Oni^ @ 10 July 2002,09:38) | | Depends on the mood. |
Yup! I doubt that your technique is bad and she's speeding things up to get it over with. You might have touched her just the way she likes it and sent her into a frenzy. Just how much foreplay did you have?! Tease.
Oh yea, and thunderstorms ... oh baby.
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^Oni^
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Posted on: Jul. 10 2002,16:31 |
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The more you pay attention to your partner in bed, the better you get. And I don't mean just staring at them while you drill.
Pay attention to their breathing, if your hands are anywhere in the lower region, you will feel muscle contractions and subtle stuff. Not tootin' my horn, but I'm a VERY attentive lover. 
Oh, and thunderstorms are certainly bonerific. 
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Would you rather have perfectly developed trapezius muscles and shaky moral grounding or be able to generate complex shadow puppets but comprehend absolutely nothing said to you between the hours of 3 and 4 pm?
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demonk
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Posted on: Jul. 10 2002,17:39 |
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Rain on a quiet Saturday afternoon. Nothing makes me want to call up someone special and crawl into bed with them. Wouldn't even matter if we did anything more than just lay there and listen to the rain hit the pavement and trees outside the window while in each other's arms. Damn, I need to write one of those trashy love novels... or get laid. Guess which one will happen first?
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LiNeY
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Posted on: Jul. 10 2002,20:24 |
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I'd say that it's a question of mood and situation, too...
Another thing: maybe she wants to get some action first, and afterwards relax and do all the cuddly stuff?
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Nikita
Princess of Darkness Spy. Assassin. Seductress.
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Posted on: Jul. 10 2002,21:37 |
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demonk - tough call. You either :
1) write the trashy novel based on experience (har har, if doing the hootchy kootchy were always as bodice-ripping I wouldn't waste MY time to WRITE a novel, oh no), or
2) invent creative techniques from all the imagination/fantasizing poured into the trashy novel (rivaled only by the Kama Sutra)
3) ah screw writing ... books on tape!
LiNeY - yea! It's probably damn hard to just cuddle when you're horny ...
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Wiley
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Posted on: Jul. 10 2002,21:52 |
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| Quote (Nikita @ 10 July 2002,13:37) | | It's probably damn hard to just cuddle when you're horny ... |
What is this cuddling you speak of?
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fatalbert
ism you is, or ism you ain't mine maybe...
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Posted on: Jul. 10 2002,22:17 |
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rofl
I always saw the gentle cuddling as a precursor to more sex...
at east, that's what ends up happening in most cases, no?
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lykosis
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Posted on: Jul. 10 2002,22:23 |
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either that or just falling asleep...
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