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Bush To Invade Kiribati Islands |
Posted on Tuesday, November 05 @ 10:25:17 GMT by just_dave
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align="left"  "George W. Bush today announced a realignment of US foreign policy. The goal of ousting Iraq's Saddam Hussein has now been replaced by the goal of regime change in the Kiribati islands as the new top priority."
Apparently "[President Tito] is in the process of developing weapons of mass destruction. And some pretty damn fine crab soup"
In America:
"Come on guys, this will be a piece of piss compared to Iraq" pleaded Bush. "They don't even have an army for *****'s sake."
Well...actually that's a big lie by these guys, but many people were dumb enough to believe it, causing a bit of an incident...
What worries me most about this, is that people read the quote "Come on guys, this will be a piece of piss.." and actually believed it to be real. I am not questioning the intelligence of Kiribati Islanders [i am] but that these days, a report like this about Bush can actually look genuine without the exaggerations thrown in.
Geebers, imagine if a flock of Americans believed satire like this.
Once again kbreak, I'm trying to align text and images...prolly won't work again.
Note: yup, didn't work again. Feel free to send correction
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