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kuru 
Detonate.net's 9mm wielding geek-hit-Goddess
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Posted on: Mar. 26 2002,14:19 |
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dave:
I wish.
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kuru
'dancing is the vertical expression of horizontal desire.'
-robert frost
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Jimi
Caffene powered rant machine
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Posted on: Mar. 27 2002,01:02 |
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I wasn't lighter fluid... I'll leave it to your imaginations, but I bet you can't guess what it was.
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OK, but if we run out of maltesers i'm gonna go all crazy on your ass.
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editor
forum whore
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Posted on: Mar. 27 2002,01:37 |
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181-proof whiskey.
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Nikita
Princess of Darkness Spy. Assassin. Seductress.
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Posted on: Mar. 27 2002,05:36 |
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1) 99 bananas!
2) alcoholized whizz ("there is more vodka in this piss than there is piss!")
3) synchronized fart lighting
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Mad scientist, sexy engineer
Who's yo Mommy?
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j0eSmith
Outlier
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Posted on: Mar. 27 2002,06:11 |
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Jet Fuel
Grain Alcohol
Liquid Oxygen
Solid State Rocket Fuel
A Disgruntled Postal Employee
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"Warning! This is not underwear! Do not attempt to put in pants."
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editor
forum whore
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Posted on: Mar. 27 2002,08:54 |
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Nikita, did you say, "fart"?
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Wiley
©0®ÞØ®4+3 whØ®3
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Posted on: Mar. 28 2002,16:51 |
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That is the gayest picture I have ever seen. If a man's face was ever that close to my junk I'd have to kill him ...then cut off my own penis because I wouldn't have any respect left for it.
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There's a sucker born every minute ...but swallowers are hard to find.
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editor
forum whore
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Posted on: Mar. 28 2002,19:07 |
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Your *junk*?
Mine's a treasure.
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The_Stomper
300,000 dead kittens and counting!
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Posted on: Mar. 29 2002,05:29 |
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| Quote (editor @ 28 Mar. 2002,14:07) | Your *junk*?
Mine's a treasure. |
Yeah .. I don't get that either. Why is it called "junk" anyhow? All the other metaphors at least make some sense. Enlighten me.
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There is no round with your name on it. They're all labeled:
"To Whom It May Concern"
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editor
forum whore
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Posted on: Mar. 30 2002,09:34 |
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*fwap*
dunno, but it's a good story.
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