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Please somebody tell me why it is that the one Saturday I think 'Oh big deal, I won't need to shave cause I'm just going to hang out with my friends and nothing sexual is going to happen'...

Turns out to be the random chance opportunity to get freaky with a really hot guy?

GRR.

Although I really don't think he noticed.

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PostIcon Posted on: Mar. 19 2002,19:52 Skip to the previous post in this topic. Skip to the next post in this topic. Ignore posts   QUOTE

Ah, yes, the Laws of Murphy strike again.

I just hope nobody got rugburn.   tounge.gif

(off-topic:  AAAAAH!!!  I can't find Crack's Smilies!!  I'm stuck with these l4m0r ones!!  Waaaa!  ??? )

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PostIcon Posted on: Mar. 19 2002,20:01 Skip to the previous post in this topic. Skip to the next post in this topic. Ignore posts   QUOTE

Nope nope, no rugburn to be had.

Just would have liked that shave to be a *little* closer.

And then there's knowing for a fact that everyone on the other side of the door (namely in the livingroom) heard everything. And actually said "No sex in my futon."

:(

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PostIcon Posted on: Mar. 19 2002,20:09 Skip to the previous post in this topic. Skip to the next post in this topic. Ignore posts   QUOTE

I guess the moral of the story is;
If you’re down for some random chance opportunity to get freaky with a really hot guy, then never be caught off guard.  Get all that pesky hair lasered off permanently.  :)

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PostIcon Posted on: Mar. 19 2002,20:38 Skip to the previous post in this topic. Skip to the next post in this topic. Ignore posts   QUOTE

Are you volunteering to finance that for me?

Laser removal is expensive.  ;)

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PostIcon Posted on: Mar. 19 2002,20:50 Skip to the previous post in this topic. Skip to the next post in this topic. Ignore posts   QUOTE

If I buy it then I get to try it.
Rules are rules.  I paid for boobs for a girl once and got visitation right to them.  :-)
Then the gf found out ....not good  :-(
I can't visit no more :-(

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Loose Lips Sink Ships.

I guess if you pay for Lasering Kuru, you just have to not tell your girlfriend.

I'll agree to visitation rights.

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PostIcon Posted on: Mar. 19 2002,21:34 Skip to the previous post in this topic. Skip to the next post in this topic. Ignore posts   QUOTE

/me raises hand, while checking in pocket for total cash amount...

I have...  $16.75 I can donate.  How about a few snap shots instead of full access?  inlove.gif

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PostIcon Posted on: Mar. 19 2002,22:46 Skip to the previous post in this topic. Skip to the next post in this topic. Ignore posts   QUOTE

Hm. $16.75?

For you Spydir, and only cuz it's you.....

Lap Dance.

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PostIcon Posted on: Mar. 20 2002,00:36 Skip to the previous post in this topic.  Ignore posts   QUOTE

So everyone lied to me, money *can buy happiness.

Gotta get a better job and some lap dancers. tounge.gif

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