Search Members Help

» Welcome Guest
[ Log In :: Register ]

Page 1 of 212>>

[ Track This Topic :: Email This Topic :: Print this topic ]

 reply to topic new topic new poll
Topic: Coffee, Tea, or me?< Next Oldest | Next Newest >
 Post Number: 1
Nikita Search for posts by this member.
Princess of Darkness       Spy. Assassin. Seductress.
Avatar



Group: Members
Posts: 937
Joined: Apr. 2001
PostIcon Posted on: Dec. 01 2001,18:10  Skip to the next post in this topic. Ignore posts   QUOTE
I was checking out videos at the library today and there was this guy (YES, a GUY!) who borrowed:

1) Bridget Jones' Diary
2) Chocolat
3) Billy Elliot

So, what is he?
1) gay
2) planning on getting laid
3) a closet pedophile
4) has a (very pregnant?) wife to appease
5) combo of the above

Damn, I wanted to borrow Chocolat ... I got Enemy at the Gates and Quills instead.

This message has been edited by Nikita on December 02, 2001 at 01:11 PM

Offline
Top of Page Profile Contact Info 
 Post Number: 2
miNus Search for posts by this member.
PH34R M3
Avatar



Group: Members
Posts: 859
Joined: Mar. 2001
PostIcon Posted on: Dec. 01 2001,18:27 Skip to the previous post in this topic. Skip to the next post in this topic. Ignore posts   QUOTE
I just rented from the video store:

1) Final Fantasy
2) Along Came a Spider
3) Antitrust

Holy shit, Final Fantasy was awesome... I wish I had a playstation so I could go play FF7 all over again (that was the best one).

He's probably:

6) Going to whack off a whole bunch (WTF is Billy Elliot anyway?)

Offline
Top of Page Profile Contact Info 
 Post Number: 3
Beldurin Search for posts by this member.
Mayor of Detnet
Avatar



Group: Members
Posts: 1242
Joined: Aug. 2001
PostIcon Posted on: Dec. 01 2001,19:04 Skip to the previous post in this topic. Skip to the next post in this topic. Ignore posts   QUOTE
In response to the topic title: you

In response to the question: I'll say either gay or has the VERY pregnant wife.

------------------
For birth control, I like to rely on my personality...

Offline
Top of Page Profile Contact Info WEB 
 Post Number: 4
Wiley Search for posts by this member.
©0®ÞØ®4+3 whØ®3
Avatar



Group: Members
Posts: 1268
Joined: Oct. 2001
PostIcon Posted on: Dec. 01 2001,20:30 Skip to the previous post in this topic. Skip to the next post in this topic. Ignore posts   QUOTE
I'd go with gay on this one. If I were planning on getting laid I would pick a movie with a really graphic sex scene to start the mood going (at least for me). I would avoid the Bridget Jones sex scene involving a pair of grandma panties. A pedophile? I'll give him the benifit of the doubt on that just because it is a public library and the hardcore freaks tend to stay away from any place that is not anonymous. This way when they catch him with the eight year old boy they can't check his library record and find out he's rented Billy Eliot sixty times. I think we can rule out the pregnant wife thing because even the most pussy whipped guy out there would try and throw one real movie into the bunch. So he's got to be gay ...or French.
Offline
Top of Page Profile Contact Info WEB 
 Post Number: 5
damien_s_lucifer Search for posts by this member.
Emperor of Detnet
Avatar



Group: Members
Posts: 33
Joined: Jan. 1970
PostIcon Posted on: Dec. 01 2001,23:15 Skip to the previous post in this topic. Skip to the next post in this topic. Ignore posts   QUOTE
Why the hell would a gay guy watch something like Bridget Jones' Diary?

Personally, I think a guy who rents a bunch of chick flicks either a. has a wife/girlfriend he wants to make happy, b. wishes he had a wife/girlfriend and figures watching girly movies might help him learn enough about women to get one, c. is doing research.

This message has been edited by damien_s_lucifer on December 02, 2001 at 06:16 PM

Offline
Top of Page Profile Contact Info WEB 
 Post Number: 6
Rhydant Search for posts by this member.
I don't work here.
Avatar



Group: Members
Posts: 1843
Joined: Dec. 2000
PostIcon Posted on: Dec. 02 2001,04:29 Skip to the previous post in this topic. Skip to the next post in this topic. Ignore posts   QUOTE
Billy Elliot is about a poor Irish boy who tap dances his way out of poverty. something along those lines. an ok flick.

yeah, that guy is gay.

Offline
Top of Page Profile Contact Info WEB 
 Post Number: 7
Wolfguard Search for posts by this member.
Flyswatter of the Apocalypse
Avatar



Group: Members
Posts: 1696
Joined: May 2000
PostIcon Posted on: Dec. 02 2001,13:40 Skip to the previous post in this topic. Skip to the next post in this topic. Ignore posts   QUOTE
quote:
Originally posted by Nikita:
I was checking out videos at the library today and there was this guy (YES, a GUY!) who borrowed:

1) Bridget Jones' Diary
2) Chocolat
3) Billy Elliot

So, what is he?
1) gay
2) planning on getting laid
3) a closet pedophile
4) has a (very pregnant?) wife to appease
5) combo of the above

Damn, I wanted to borrow Chocolat ... I got Enemy at the Gates and Quills instead.

A closet gay pedophile who is waiting for his wife to give birth?

Hmmm...in the above stop after word 4.

------------------
Fucknuggets flamed while you wait.TeamWolfguard.com
Robot Conflict

Offline
Top of Page Profile Contact Info WEB 
 Post Number: 8
Dark-Angel99 Search for posts by this member.
Sexy Biatch Woman
Avatar



Group: Members
Posts: 333
Joined: Jul. 2001
PostIcon Posted on: Dec. 02 2001,17:20 Skip to the previous post in this topic. Skip to the next post in this topic. Ignore posts   QUOTE
quote:
Originally posted by miNus:
[B]I just rented from the video store:

1) Final Fantasy
2) Along Came a Spider
3) Antitrus
B]

I own all those movies, I have had antitrust for awhile but just watched it yesterday. I loved it!
Offline
Top of Page Profile Contact Info WEB 
 Post Number: 9
Pickle Therapy Lady Search for posts by this member.
I Ish A Duckie!
Avatar



Group: Members
Posts: 302
Joined: Jul. 2001
PostIcon Posted on: Dec. 06 2001,00:59 Skip to the previous post in this topic. Skip to the next post in this topic. Ignore posts   QUOTE
quote:
Originally posted by Dark-Angel99:
I own all those movies, I have had antitrust for awhile but just watched it yesterday. I loved it!

Saw FF and AntiTrust in theaters and have rented and watched FF about 4 times since then. Both were great.
Started to order Along Came A Spider off PPV last night but opted for something cute and watched Spy Kids instead. I liked it.
Offline
Top of Page Profile Contact Info 
 Post Number: 10
miNus Search for posts by this member.
PH34R M3
Avatar



Group: Members
Posts: 859
Joined: Mar. 2001
PostIcon Posted on: Dec. 06 2001,01:24 Skip to the previous post in this topic.  Ignore posts   QUOTE
Yeah antitrust was cool. Very geeky

And Final Fantasy was awesome... it reminded me of the end of FF7, the game.

Offline
Top of Page Profile Contact Info 
10 replies since Dec. 01 2001,18:10 < Next Oldest | Next Newest >

[ Track This Topic :: Email This Topic :: Print this topic ]


Page 1 of 212>> 		reply to topic new topic new poll

» Quick Reply Coffee, Tea, or me?
iB Code Buttons
You are posting as:

Do you wish to enable your signature for this post?
Do you wish to enable emoticons for this post?
Track this topic
View All Emoticons
View iB Code