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Bloody hell. Why is it the taken man gets all the attention?

Number of girls who showed affection towards Stomper while single - 0.

Number of girls who showed affection (and in some cases, a LOT more) towards Stomper while at university, and engaged (that's right, ENGAGED) - 6 and counting.

What the fuck? My single guy friends are tripping over their nuts to get with chicks, and I have SIX that want to be ... ahem ... "Stomped" by yours truly.

If I were single or a bastard (and ignored my wonderful finacée) I would be getting so much tail right now. And it's going to be even tougher come the end of term - they're all going to be interested in a little friendly goodbye fucking. I already got one offer. But I guarantee, if things don't work out with my current relationship, ALL SIX of those girls will be GONE, never to be heard or seen again.

I don't get it. I honestly don't.

Note - please take into account that I haven't slept for the past three nights. I'm living on caffiene, sugar, and pure fear. It's FINALS time.

Now if you'll excuse me, I have an algebra final in 45 minutes. Better bring a rape whistle, because I'm going to take this one right up the ass.

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SLUTS!
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PostIcon Posted on: Dec. 11 2001,11:42 Skip to the previous post in this topic. Skip to the next post in this topic. Ignore posts   QUOTE
They play because they know you're unavailable, thus the forbidden fruit factor. They will most definitely say they don't have (and never really had) any interest in you if things go wrong and you end up single.

Refer to Dana Gould's "In Praise of Vincent Price" routine.

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PostIcon Posted on: Dec. 11 2001,11:49 Skip to the previous post in this topic. Skip to the next post in this topic. Ignore posts   QUOTE
quote:
Originally posted by Nikita:
SLUTS!

Yeah...you got to love em'

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You didn't see that coming when you got engaged durring college? Your college years are the best stomping years of your life. In college you can end up having sex by accident one night durring a cramming session (this is where I think the term cramming really comes from). But now you playin days are behind you and just like Jordan, a few crazy fans want you to play just one last time. But keep in mind that if you go back to the game you're going to suck (again ..see Jordan). This is what you gotta do.

1. Stop hanging around these sluts, they are trouble.
2. Give the sluts' phone numbers to Wiley for safe keeping.
3. Wiley will test the sluttiness of each girl until they are deemed to be not sluts or they are too tired to be slutty anymore.
4. Remind Wiley that he too is engaged.
5. Help Wiley pick up all his stuff from the front lawn.

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PostIcon Posted on: Dec. 11 2001,12:43 Skip to the previous post in this topic. Skip to the next post in this topic. Ignore posts   QUOTE
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women make no sense. just become gay monks. yes.

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PostIcon Posted on: Dec. 11 2001,23:39 Skip to the previous post in this topic. Skip to the next post in this topic. Ignore posts   QUOTE
6. Grab my undies out of Wiley's pool...

I er, forgot them...
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I dunno, you may want to let them stay in the pool a bit longer ..the chlorine will do them good.
And you look soo sessy without them.
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Sounds like the typical chics that wont date you, want to just be friends, and feel its ok to talk about what they have been "doing" with other guys. This is why I dont have too many chic friends. All of the sudden out of the blue if they hear that Im dating someone guess what. She show up, calls more, and comes around more all the sudden to criteque this new chic.

Then when you start dating someone else they do 1 of 3 things:

1. Leave you and your new woman alone.(1 out of 100000)

2. Start coming around more and they start flinging mixed signals, but if you stop seeing this other chic they dont come around anymore.

3. You start dating new chic and you have to hear about it everyday that you can do better, shes such a bitch, and you are a nice guy that deserves a better girlfriend.

Confused yet???? And this is why I tend NOT to have too many chic friends.

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