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Did you ever experience something that just totally uprooted your entire moral belief system, so much so that it made you question whether your grip on reality was slipping? This just happened to me an hour ago. I swear this actually happened, I so wish I had a tape recorder to record it.

Tonight as a usual habbit, I went down to the espressery to get some cocoa and do homework in the yuppyish atmosphere. I got my cocoa and sat down at a able. As I opened my books, I heard a conversation going on behind me. There was a girl talking to a guy about something so absurd, it made me want to puke and extremely horny at the same time. Here is what I heard.

The girl was mentioning that back in high school, a group of her and her couple friends (4 couples total I think), would regularly meet at her house to watch friends together on a couch. One day they were all cuddly together, and one of them, as a joke, said "Hey, we're having an orgy!". Apparantly, this gave the horny teenagers a good idea, and so the 8 of them had an orgy.

This became a regular weekly occurance, they called it the 'friday night o'. After a while, more people started showing up to join in. After this had been going on for some time, many people regularly showed up. She mentioned that there would be around 30-50 people participating in the orgy, a lot of whom she didn't know. She would answer the door, and a stranger would say "Hey, are you (girl's name)?" and she would say "Sure, come join us" or something to that effect.

During these orgies apparantly, they had set up some ground rules. I heard her mention that everyone had to remove 2 articles of clothing when they entered. She also said that every girl had to kiss every boy. I think I heard her mention a similar rule about blowjobs, but I wasn't sure.

She also mentioned that during these orgies, her parents would always be at home, so they put all their clothes in 1 pile so that if she heard them coming down, they would grab the clothes and run into the basement to put their clothes back on. Her parents apparantly never knew. However, apparantly a lot of people from her high school knew, because when they saw each other in the halls they would nod to each other. Through the whole conversation, the guy she was talking to was just making regular conversation noises like "uh-huh" and "yeah", etc.

Mind you, I was trying to do my EMECH homework at the time. This conversation happened within the span of about 10 minutes or so, where I was just pretending to read the inside cover of my textbook. At this point, being disgusted and really excited at the same time, I loudly packed up my books, got up, said to her "What the hell is wrong with you?" to which she replied "What, were you listening to my conversation?" I just made a confused sort of sound, and left for the study lounge. I actually did manage to finish my homework without distraction from there, although I'm not sure how.


Just wanted to add, the way I felt was really excited but disgusted at the same time. I was thinking "wow, why didn't I ever get invited to orgies in high school!" It even reminded me of a dream I had a while ago about one. I was just so disgusted by it at the same time, I feel really conflicted. Luckily I feel better now, because on the way back I was talking to some of my black friends about it and we had a nice little "white girls are fucked up" rant.

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That's good CK, sometimes i get the urge to hit people for some really stupid things they say, but i resist becasue i'm a pussy.

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That girl was seriously fucked up or she was lying to that guy! I can't imagine that happening! I mean what was she thinking! Her and her friends musta been major whores!

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PostIcon Posted on: Aug. 28 2001,10:44 Skip to the previous post in this topic. Skip to the next post in this topic. Ignore posts   QUOTE

and so CK gets exposed to the REAL world. i'm surprised u havent heard about that kind of stuff sooner i mean u already been at uni for a year. hell my first year my flatmate had a threesome with this slut and the pictures were burnt before anythign could happen. a gurl on my course also had another threesome with two guys who got so into it they started to try to make each other cum and almost forgot about the gurl. one gurl on our campus has considered hiring herslef out as a prostitute to cover her loans and shit. that orgy thing is all in a days work for ur average student

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PostIcon Posted on: Aug. 28 2001,10:55 Skip to the previous post in this topic. Skip to the next post in this topic. Ignore posts   QUOTE

It sounds like she was either "testing" the guy or just teasing him. What I mean by "testing" is sometimes chics tell a guy a really naughty story to see what kind of reaction she gets out of him. Some chics use this to determine whether or not to give up da booty....then again she might be telling him to see if he wants to join in O_o

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PostIcon Posted on: Aug. 28 2001,12:51 Skip to the previous post in this topic. Skip to the next post in this topic. Ignore posts   QUOTE

Aww man CK, you shoulda just said "fuck EMECH" and joined in the conversation.

10 years later, you're not going to remember problem 34 a-z of Chapter 2 ... but you'd remember an orgy. And if you don't, you have Alzheimers.

And if those stories were true, she'd probably have a pussy lip down each pant leg .... *shiver*

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PostIcon Posted on: Aug. 28 2001,14:34 Skip to the previous post in this topic. Skip to the next post in this topic. Ignore posts   QUOTE

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And if those stories were true, she'd probably have a pussy lip down each pant leg .... *shiver*
ROTFLMAO! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!

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Does anyone else think D-K-B is a bit off base? We're talking fifty fucking people in one house, not some get-together in your apartment.

Rofl @Ck tho

What a great response!

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DHB? DHB!!!!you were gonna type DNB weren't you! yes you were the "n" is just under the "h" you were gonna spell my name wrong! you were gonna get it wrong. ok so hitting the wrong key is ok but thinking my name is spelt Dark NIGHT Bob? cant u read!!! even i can spell three letter words right!

For this travety i will never forgive u!

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