Bloody hell. Why is it the taken man gets all the attention?Number of girls who showed affection towards Stomper while single - 0.
Number of girls who showed affection (and in some cases, a LOT more) towards Stomper while at university, and engaged (that's right, ENGAGED) - 6 and counting.
What the fuck? My single guy friends are tripping over their nuts to get with chicks, and I have SIX that want to be ... ahem ... "Stomped" by yours truly.
If I were single or a bastard (and ignored my wonderful finacée) I would be getting so much tail right now. And it's going to be even tougher come the end of term - they're all going to be interested in a little friendly goodbye fucking. I already got one offer. But I guarantee, if things don't work out with my current relationship, ALL SIX of those girls will be GONE, never to be heard or seen again.
I don't get it. I honestly don't.
Note - please take into account that I haven't slept for the past three nights. I'm living on caffiene, sugar, and pure fear. It's FINALS time.
Now if you'll excuse me, I have an algebra final in 45 minutes. Better bring a rape whistle, because I'm going to take this one right up the ass.