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Wolfguard 
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Posted on: May 21 2002,13:08 |
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dont forget the lime.
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"screw the fireball spells...i got a case of WP grenades and a case of teddy bears!"
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Necromancer
Ace Rimmer
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Posted on: May 21 2002,15:02 |
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sex in the outdors is great. well it would be if i could get any.
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Nikita
Princess of Darkness Spy. Assassin. Seductress.
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Posted on: May 21 2002,15:23 |
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Last time I went fishing with my brothers there were these annoying fat geese that would come from WAY ACROSS the pond just to harass us. No matter where I unloaded the boat - they'd see us and make a beeline for us.
So we're there, trying to fish and these geese would attack us. We'd throw lead weights, fire BBs, hell, one time even brought along a paintball gun (loaded with fluorescent pink). Didn't daunt them. They chased us while we ran for our 4 wheelers - and since they waddle, they're slower. I tried using my laser pointer and they got spooked. One of em got so scared it turned tail and ran straight into the electric fence - just heard this *pow!* and the unlucky lardbucket was scampering away.
Serves it right. Should have had a higher voltage - wonder what fried geese tastes like ...
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Wolfguard
Flyswatter of the Apocalypse
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Posted on: May 21 2002,15:27 |
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chicken...
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"screw the fireball spells...i got a case of WP grenades and a case of teddy bears!"
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just_dave
Town Naysayer, and court jester..
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Posted on: May 21 2002,17:25 |
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| Quote (Wolfguard @ 20 May 2002,22:27) | | chicken... |
How does the Matrix know what to make fried geese taste like? 
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veistran
We don't listen to people that don't like us.
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Posted on: May 21 2002,20:28 |
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| Quote (Wolfguard @ 21 May 2002,07:08) | | dont forget the lime. |
yup, that's very important. Good thinking Wolfguard.
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Bob_the_Cannibal
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Posted on: May 21 2002,23:05 |
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 uh, what was the lime for?
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veistran
We don't listen to people that don't like us.
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Posted on: May 21 2002,23:24 |
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for burying the bodies. I can't remember the reason but I do remember that you're supposed to put a layer of lime in when burying bodies that you don't want found 
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Concrete battleground
Urban monkey warfare
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editor
forum whore
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Posted on: May 22 2002,01:39 |
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"...just heard this *pow!* and the unlucky lardbucket was scampering away."
You just made my day.
electric geese.... !!!!
zzzzit!
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Beastie Dr
I will abort you.
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Posted on: May 22 2002,03:03 |
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Lime speeds up the decomposition of bodies.
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