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Q=how many microsof employee's does it take to screw in a light bulb
A=none darkness just becomes the new standard.

Q=how many cr0bars does it take?
A=none the lightbulb screws him.

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hahahahahahahahah.....WHAHAHAHAHAHHA.......oh, my...hahahahahaahhahah....SCREWS HIM!!!!WHAHAHAHHAHAAHAH ::SOBING:: hahahahahhaha...whaahahahhahaahahhah... ok I recovered look at....DARKNESS THEIR NEW STANDARD!!!!HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAH....HEHEHEAHAAHAHHWHHAHWHHHAHAHAHAH....OK...ok...ok, I'm ...hhehe.... back. God. That was funy.

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I think I stopped breathing there for a second.
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|-|4|\/\/ \/\/|-|47 4 |337 <|-|1<|<13.
I wonder if anyone can interpret that?
I wonder if I can.


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[This message has been edited by Anztac (edited May 25, 2000).]

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Oh god... I cant honestly remember laughing my ass off so much at anything before in my life... some of the posts here really got my eyes watering, my sides splitting, and my lungs gasping for breath... wow...

oh, and Anztac, "Haw what a leet chickie"

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Great Googely Moogely
Anztac, you laughed like Calvin and/or Hobbes right there, that was very good.
I mean, New Standards are funny, you know, it's funny.
In reality, if cr0bar needed a lightbulb changed, I think he would get a lightbulb, and change it. Think about it, it's true. Even though any Scriptkiddie would gladly change it for a nickel.

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PostIcon Posted on: May 26 2000,10:45 Skip to the previous post in this topic. Skip to the next post in this topic. Ignore posts   QUOTE

and then he'd give cr0 some change

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nah i think cr0bar would not worry about getting the lightbulb fixed and hed just make a continuos detonation of nuclear weapons to keep his room lit up. Oh well who cares about the smell :P

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PostIcon Posted on: May 30 2000,18:19 Skip to the previous post in this topic. Skip to the next post in this topic. Ignore posts   QUOTE

how many j00 ask? heres the answer:

312

1 to do a bastardization of the burnt out bulb.
3 to do bastardization of the new bulb.
4 to try to hit the old bulb with a hammer and miss.
20 to do a bastardization of the 4 who tryed to smash the old bulb.
23 to laugh at all the other cr0bars who were doing the bastardization.
62 to come to the site and pose as 'l33t hax0rs' and give the page hits.
90 to sit around and do absolutly nothing.
106 to laugh histerically at everyone and say 'heheh, i can do that!'
3 to actually screw in the new lightbulb.


heh, i know its not funny, but im bored!

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screws him... rotflmao! damn it. that hurts.
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