Topic: How many cr0bars does it take to change a lightbulb?
started by: KiDiCaRuS
Well, how many?
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Rat-a-tat-tat, yo.
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Just your generic meaningless signature. Mix with 2 quarts water and stir till evenly coated.
"You'd be lit up like this too if someone screwed your shaft into a power source!"
I hope that works...
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-Ray
4 1337 40L h4x0r
How many Microsoft technicians does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
2
One to hold the lightbulb, the other to turn the sink.
Only a select few find that funny, some of us, like me, laugh histarically at it. How do you feel?
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Like a flash I'm out-
-Proteun
Now heres one.
A helicopter is trapped in so much fog that it can't see where it's going inside a city. There is one sky scraper there right by so the can see in side the building and someone notices them. they write "where are we?" on a sheet of paper and show it to the guy. He finds a piece of paper and writes on it "in a helicopeter". They knew then that they were at the microsoft building because they were the only people who could deliver a messege that was totaly true, but completly useless.
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~Anztac - The guy who had the really long sig (formerly Kriegman)
"I am easily driven into a flying rage by blithering idiots"
-cr0bar [The god of this domain]
[This message has been edited by Anztac (edited May 22, 2000).]
4nd d4mn 1t l1zzy, j00 t00k my 4ns3rz! 1 w1ll g3t r00t 0n 4ll 0f j00r b0x0rz!
h4w!™
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Naw git offa mah Properdy!™
A=none darkness just becomes the new standard.
Q=how many cr0bars does it take?
A=none the lightbulb screws him.
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~Anztac - The guy who had the really long sig (formerly Kriegman)
"I am easily driven into a flying rage by blithering idiots"
-cr0bar [The god of this domain]
I wonder if anyone can interpret that?
I wonder if I can.
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~Anztac - The guy who had the really long sig (formerly Kriegman)
"I am easily driven into a flying rage by blithering idiots"
-cr0bar [The god of this domain]
[This message has been edited by Anztac (edited May 25, 2000).]
oh, and Anztac, "Haw what a leet chickie" 
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When darkness calls and the pain and suffering begin again, you can guarantee that I shall be the instigator.
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Kevin "Kayy" Beadle, The Proprietor and Innovator of Kayyos-Vx WebDesigns.
Anztac, you laughed like Calvin and/or Hobbes right there, that was very good.
I mean, New Standards are funny, you know, it's funny.
In reality, if cr0bar needed a lightbulb changed, I think he would get a lightbulb, and change it. Think about it, it's true. Even though any Scriptkiddie would gladly change it for a nickel.
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Like a flash I'm out-
-Proteun
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Like a flash I'm out-
-Proteun
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YoInK!!!!
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1 to do a bastardization of the burnt out bulb.
3 to do bastardization of the new bulb.
4 to try to hit the old bulb with a hammer and miss.
20 to do a bastardization of the 4 who tryed to smash the old bulb.
23 to laugh at all the other cr0bars who were doing the bastardization.
62 to come to the site and pose as 'l33t hax0rs' and give the page hits.
90 to sit around and do absolutly nothing.
106 to laugh histerically at everyone and say 'heheh, i can do that!'
3 to actually screw in the new lightbulb.
heh, i know its not funny, but im bored!
None: that's Hardware's problem.
HAHAHHAHAHAHhahahahhahhhahahhahaha....hhehehehheheheh...hahhehahehe...heh...heh...he.......
/me feels totally ghey