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Wiley 
©0®ÞØ®4+3 whØ®3
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Posted on: Jun. 19 2002,19:28 |
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Yeah yeah sexual harassment ...I had to take an intern in here, shut the door, sit her on my desk and have a stern talking to her. I told her that since she is a hot piece of ass that some men in the office might say things to her that were not appropriate. They might tell her hot her tits were or ask personal questions like "does the carpet match the drapes?". I showed her how men sometimes trip and reach out to cop a feel. I told her that if some pig did such a thing she would have to come and tell me only ...not anybody else ..just me. She agreed and I couldn't resist slapping that ass while she walked out. She turned and asked me what she should do if it were I that happened to harass her? I told her that then we would have a private meeting after work to discuss it behind closed doors.
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kuru
Detonate.net's 9mm wielding geek-hit-Goddess
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Posted on: Jun. 19 2002,20:32 |
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I wear underwear to keep my pants from directly touching my ass.
If my underwear are not sexy enough for the guy behind me on an escalator.....
He needs to get a fucking life.
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kuru
'dancing is the vertical expression of horizontal desire.'
-robert frost
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^Oni^
Flagellate
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Posted on: Jun. 19 2002,20:38 |
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I just have a good eye for undies. I can almost ALWAYS give a woman her bra size just by looking. 
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Would you rather have perfectly developed trapezius muscles and shaky moral grounding or be able to generate complex shadow puppets but comprehend absolutely nothing said to you between the hours of 3 and 4 pm?
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Marauder
Northwind Highlander
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Posted on: Jun. 19 2002,22:02 |
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Word up, Kuru.
Besides, strut the stuff and work and your female co-workers will consider you a tramp. And perhaps some of the male co-workers as well.
...then again, I never really think about my choice of underwear. I just grab something from the drawer and jump in.
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I'm a Mechwarrior enthusiast - I insist that no one may have a fight without a 20+ ton walking war machine. It's just not civilized.
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Beldurin
Mayor of Detnet
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Posted on: Jun. 20 2002,01:58 |
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I just wear b0x0r briefs all the time (unless I'm exercising)
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If someone's ungrateful and you tell him he's ungrateful, okay, you've called him a name.
You haven't solved anything.
-- zen and the art of motorcycle maintenance
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ic0n0
I have become Death, Destroyer of Worlds
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Posted on: Jun. 20 2002,05:34 |
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I know you all care (note the sarcasm) but my libido has returned after 3 years of it being virtually dead. So I am ready for some action, I find that lately I have been in super check out every female that I see around me mode. It’s scary, I have no control over where my eyes wonder, I do not like this…well I do but you get the point.
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"I don't have the evidence to prove that God doesn't exist, but I so strongly suspect he doesn't that I don't want to waste my time." (Isaac Asimov)
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Uberkommando
My cup is half empty.
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Posted on: Jun. 20 2002,05:55 |
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'Bout time, icono. I've been mumbling a quiet prayer for you every time I got a little action. Good for you, man! Now get out there and SCORE!
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Now if you'll excuse me, there's a bottle in the cupboard with my name on it.
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The_Stomper
300,000 dead kittens and counting!
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Posted on: Jun. 20 2002,06:07 |
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Grannies, butt-huggers, G-string and V-strings ...
Folks - they all look the same to me when they're at the foot of the bed or dropped to the floor.
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There is no round with your name on it. They're all labeled:
"To Whom It May Concern"
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WillyPete
Tired
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Posted on: Jun. 21 2002,12:08 |
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Don't you have a basket for your laundry?
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Necromancer
Ace Rimmer
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Posted on: Jun. 21 2002,16:52 |
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hey i aint gonna make excuses for my tastes.
i know what i like and i like women with nice asses who wear sexy underwear. why be so p.c about it. i'm not gonna fight my oggling genome
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There'll be time for explanations later... and hopefully, some sex
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