Topic: Panty Lines
started by: Wiley
Posted by Wiley on Jun. 19 2002,17:20
Why do girls try so hard to ruin the look of their asses with unflattering panties? This is the thought I had as I rode up the escalator this morning behind a young nubile blond (intern?). The ass would have been perfect if not for the lines that looked kinda like(\ I /)
I mean, it’s not like I’m critiquing something she had no control over. She chose to wear the tight skirt and the unflattering panties …girls gotta know that guys look at that stuff. Every guy I’ve ever talked to can tell you what kinda panties the girl walking in front of him is wearing …Grannies, Butt-huggers, G-string, V-string, or Nothing. Maybe some girls just don’t put enough value in their undergarments.
Anyway …just a random sexist pig thought I had today.
Posted by Nikita on Jun. 19 2002,17:26
That's why I wear them thong, tho-thong-thong-thongs! 
Except when I exercise ... I'd imagine that wearing thongs then would feel like a high speed ass-flossing chafe ...
Ouch.
So, Wiley, do tell how you can tell what she's wearing?
Posted by WillyPete on Jun. 19 2002,17:30
The line's on her arse.Usually because women wear either thin or tight garments around their derriere.
And when we see no lines... omg, 'Nah, she couldn't be...could she?'
It's all our xmas's at once when we see a nice round butt, tight and then see the (Y) of the thong. No panties creating the illusion of a perfect peach. "She must work out!"
Posted by lykosis on Jun. 19 2002,17:46
i'd love to answer your question...but i have no idea why women wear panties that show through their skirt/pants/dress. maybe, they don't care, and know that you really don't care either?
Posted by Beldurin on Jun. 19 2002,18:15
| Quote (Nikita @ 19 June 2002,11:26) |
| That's why I wear them thong, tho-thong-thong-thongs! |
fap, fa-fap-fap-fap-fap
sorry...but I had to....
Posted by ^Oni^ on Jun. 19 2002,18:22
It's not hard to find underwear that is cut properly for your ass. My roommate let's me choose her underwear now because apparently I am good at it. 
Posted by lykosis on Jun. 19 2002,18:27
you forgot your comma...that'll be 25 cents.
Posted by Beldurin on Jun. 19 2002,18:44
| Quote (^Oni^ @ 19 June 2002,12:22) |
| It's not hard to find underwear that is cut properly for your ass. My roommate let's me choose her underwear now because apparently I am good at it. |
d00d, sweet job! Does she model them for you, too?
btw, you can change your title from n00b in your control panel.
Posted by Wolfguard on Jun. 19 2002,18:45
| Quote (^Oni^ @ 19 June 2002,13:22) |
| It's not hard to find underwear that is cut properly for your ass. My roommate let's me choose her underwear now because apparently I am good at it. |
dood...
its nice that she shares her underware with you but you can leave some stuff in the closet if you get what im saying...
Posted by Beldurin on Jun. 19 2002,18:47
you know, Wiley, this whole thread could be take for you-know-what...that's right:
sexual her-assment
Posted by Wiley on Jun. 19 2002,19:28
Yeah yeah sexual harassment ...I had to take an intern in here, shut the door, sit her on my desk and have a stern talking to her. I told her that since she is a hot piece of ass that some men in the office might say things to her that were not appropriate. They might tell her hot her tits were or ask personal questions like "does the carpet match the drapes?". I showed her how men sometimes trip and reach out to cop a feel. I told her that if some pig did such a thing she would have to come and tell me only ...not anybody else ..just me. She agreed and I couldn't resist slapping that ass while she walked out. She turned and asked me what she should do if it were I that happened to harass her? I told her that then we would have a private meeting after work to discuss it behind closed doors.
Posted by kuru on Jun. 19 2002,20:32
I wear underwear to keep my pants from directly touching my ass.If my underwear are not sexy enough for the guy behind me on an escalator.....
He needs to get a fucking life.
Posted by ^Oni^ on Jun. 19 2002,20:38
I just have a good eye for undies. I can almost ALWAYS give a woman her bra size just by looking. 
Posted by Marauder on Jun. 19 2002,22:02
Word up, Kuru.Besides, strut the stuff and work and your female co-workers will consider you a tramp. And perhaps some of the male co-workers as well.
...then again, I never really think about my choice of underwear. I just grab something from the drawer and jump in.
Posted by Beldurin on Jun. 20 2002,01:58
I just wear b0x0r briefs all the time (unless I'm exercising)
Posted by ic0n0 on Jun. 20 2002,05:34
I know you all care (note the sarcasm) but my libido has returned after 3 years of it being virtually dead. So I am ready for some action, I find that lately I have been in super check out every female that I see around me mode. It’s scary, I have no control over where my eyes wonder, I do not like this…well I do but you get the point.
Posted by Uberkommando on Jun. 20 2002,05:55
'Bout time, icono. I've been mumbling a quiet prayer for you every time I got a little action. Good for you, man! Now get out there and SCORE!
Posted by The_Stomper on Jun. 20 2002,06:07
Grannies, butt-huggers, G-string and V-strings ... Folks - they all look the same to me when they're at the foot of the bed or dropped to the floor.
Posted by WillyPete on Jun. 21 2002,12:08
Don't you have a basket for your laundry?
Posted by Necromancer on Jun. 21 2002,16:52
hey i aint gonna make excuses for my tastes.i know what i like and i like women with nice asses who wear sexy underwear. why be so p.c about it. i'm not gonna fight my oggling genome
Posted by The_Stomper on Jun. 21 2002,16:54
| Quote (WillyPete @ 21 June 2002,07:08) |
| Don't you have a basket for your laundry? |
*shoots WillyPete in the neck*
*shoots the corpse again for good measure*
No, your sister dropped those. She says hi. Hard to tell it's her though - she's got quite a mouthful.
Posted by WillyPete on Jun. 21 2002,17:58
| Quote (The_Stomper @ 21 June 2002,08:54) |
| No, your sister dropped those.... - she's got quite a mouthful. |
Yes, he has been a 'she' for some time now. Beuatiful breast surgery. Cost a fortune though. 'She' is still saving to have the other 'bits' removed, but she's makes decent money off guys like you. Shouldn't be lon now before she's less of a mouthful.
Doesn't your jaw hurt?
Posted by The_Stomper on Jun. 22 2002,12:05
| Quote (WillyPete @ 21 June 2002,12:58) |
| Yes, he has been a 'she' for some time now. Beuatiful breast surgery. Cost a fortune though. 'She' is still saving to have the other 'bits' removed, but she's makes decent money off guys like you. Shouldn't be lon now before she's less of a mouthful. Doesn't your jaw hurt? |
"A blow job has no face."
- (Hell if I remember.)
I'm far too tired at 7 am to think of any decent comeback. I'll return later.
Posted by ShakerMaker on Jun. 25 2002,09:24
| Quote (The_Stomper @ 19 June 2002,22:07) |
| Grannies, butt-huggers, G-string and V-strings ... Folks - they all look the same to me when they're at the foot of the bed or dropped to the floor. |
Yes, but do they smell the same?
Posted by Forum Whore on Jun. 25 2002,09:57
That's yer job.My job is at the top of the bed.
Posted by WillyPete on Jun. 25 2002,11:05
Hint: If the undies reek, chances are, what's joining you on top of the bed is going to be that much worse.
Posted by ShakerMaker on Jun. 25 2002,11:21
| Quote (Forum Whore @ 25 June 2002,01:57) |
| That's yer job. My job is at the top of the bed. |
Hehe.
Paid. I like that one.
Posted by Mhoraigh on Jun. 27 2002,07:05
I guess I'm in the opinion of "it doesn't really matter" - if I'm WANTING to impress someone, I dress sexy (underwear included) but for the rest of life I see no point, honestly, especially on the underwear issue - with that it's normally a comfort issue instead.(and thongs are irritating - but then I've heard you either love them or hate them. I wear them for dancing and that's about it)
Posted by lykosis on Jun. 28 2002,22:17
i do not like them, but that is prolly cause i have a fat ass.
Posted by Mhoraigh on Jun. 29 2002,14:46
perhaps, Lyk........but if I recall from elsewhere the rest of you looks good.