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Wolfguard 
Flyswatter of the Apocalypse
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Posted on: Jun. 17 2002,19:50 |
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yeah, i left that part in the store
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editor
forum whore
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Posted on: Jun. 17 2002,19:53 |
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Nothing worse than a girl who thinks she's cute.
I bet the wifey is much better!
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Wolfguard
Flyswatter of the Apocalypse
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Posted on: Jul. 05 2002,16:10 |
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Part II or "The lesbian, the proposal and the ashtray."
Im at the local bar with the Mrs on wed night and the place is filling up. Out of the corner of my eye i see this couple come in and sit down at the tables around the bar. These two girls are totaly into each other and i just think "How cute.".
the night goes on and one after another these ladies are shooting guys down left and right. Some of the guys walked away with a totaly shocked look on their face. I think its funny as hell.
finaly some numbnuts steals my ashtray and i have to come up with another. I do notice that the couple does not smoke and since they are not far away i go over.
I get as far as "Excuse me." and one of them lights off.
"Buddy, im here with my girlfriend. The only way we would be intrested in you is if we got to take turns at your ass with our strapon dildos."
My answer as i sat down for a second.
"Lady, im just here to ask for the ashtray but your proposal sounds much better."
2 stuned lesbians and a few seconds later the one that did the talking starts to laugh. Slides the ashtray over to me and gives me a high five, turns to her girlfriend and says.
"Damm, a real man and he turns out to be married!"
Another round of laughs and i go back to the Mrs. with my ashtray.
Life is so much fun when you are quick on your feet.
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Wiley
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Posted on: Jul. 05 2002,20:57 |
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| Quote (editor @ 17 June 2002,11:53) | | Nothing worse than a girl who thinks she's cute. |
That's a girl???
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