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Wolfguard 
Flyswatter of the Apocalypse
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Posted on: Jun. 15 2002,19:46 |
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I went to a store in CC philly yesterday. i was doing a little shopping for some "leather" goods.
As im in there a 6' blond with a great body comes in to pick up a special order. She goes into the booth to try it on. as im looking around she comes out and asks me "do you think my husband will like this?"
I turn to see the hot blond in a leather teddy that left just about nothing to the imagination. Thank god for quick wits.
I told her "That would depend."
"on what?"
at which point i dropped to one knee and asked "Would you marry me?"
She gave me a quick shocked look then started to laugh. I was grinning like an idiot. She went back and changed back to normal clothes, came out and patted me on the head and paid for her new outfit.
I hope her husband likes it as much as i did 
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Fucknuggets flamed while you wait.
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"screw the fireball spells...i got a case of WP grenades and a case of teddy bears!"
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Marauder
Northwind Highlander
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Posted on: Jun. 15 2002,19:50 |
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Most smooth. I must discover your secret of how to talk to women.
Edited by Marauder on Jan. 01 1970,01:00
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Wolfguard
Flyswatter of the Apocalypse
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Posted on: Jun. 15 2002,19:58 |
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being married myself helps I dont have to worry if a pickup line is going to fail. i just have to worry if it will work!
The true secret is just never get flustered no matter what happens. Shock will cause your brain to slip into nutral for to long and if that happens the moment will pass...
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"screw the fireball spells...i got a case of WP grenades and a case of teddy bears!"
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incubus
mack daddy
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Posted on: Jun. 17 2002,04:05 |
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you tha man wolfie...
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Quit your job. Start a fight. Prove you're alive. If you don't claim your
humanity you will become a statistic. You have been warned ....... Tyler
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Beldurin
Mayor of Detnet
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Posted on: Jun. 17 2002,05:26 |
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/me bows in awe of Wolfie
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If someone's ungrateful and you tell him he's ungrateful, okay, you've called him a name.
You haven't solved anything.
-- zen and the art of motorcycle maintenance
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WillyPete
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Posted on: Jun. 17 2002,15:01 |
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Other options to the question: "You think my husband will like this?"
- No, you need to find someone who will appreciate it. (raise hand)
- If he doesn't, he needs a beating. Here's my number.
-W: You sure you're not wasting your money?
B: Whaddaya mean?
W: Well if he's like me, he'll want to rip ir apart once he sees it. Bye Bye teddy.
- You're asking me this just because you want to see a grown man cry, right?
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Wolfguard
Flyswatter of the Apocalypse
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Posted on: Jun. 17 2002,15:34 |
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| Quote (WillyPete @ 17 June 2002,10:01) | -W: You sure you're not wasting your money?
B: Whaddaya mean?
W: Well if he's like me, he'll want to rip ir apart once he sees it. Bye Bye teddy. |
This she could leave on the entire time. Needless to say there would be no access issues on that server
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"screw the fireball spells...i got a case of WP grenades and a case of teddy bears!"
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Wiley
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Posted on: Jun. 17 2002,18:20 |
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um ...what kinda leather goods were you picking up in that store?
/me pictures Wolfguard in one of those masks with the zipper over the mouth
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Wolfguard
Flyswatter of the Apocalypse
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Posted on: Jun. 17 2002,18:43 |
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just a few things for the weekend... 
but if you really must know.
http://www.stormyleather.com/sf/lingerie/bordello/charness.html
and a couple of new floggers
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"screw the fireball spells...i got a case of WP grenades and a case of teddy bears!"
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editor
forum whore
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Posted on: Jun. 17 2002,19:48 |
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ewww.
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