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PostIcon Posted on: Nov. 26 2001,23:30  Skip to the next post in this topic. Ignore posts   QUOTE
Ok tard maybe you didn't re-read your post but as I read it, the image of an INSECURE, low selfesteemed scrawny I need someone to help me cut my food up into pieces image overtook me. I could do nothing but respond in such a manner.

Also, FUCKWIT as you so lovely put it.
I have read about your pathetic self. You trying make some sort of pity case here? We need all the baby boomers to die so the new and upcoming group of youth can overtake this mess and do something right with it. Everyone dies. And its a 6yr old!!!! damnit not 5. Did you ask mom if it was ok to masturbate tonite?

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Die! Nothing else just suck on a car exhaust pipe, shoot yourself in the head, jump off a building, no one in this forum minds how you do it as long as it's quiet...

I think most of det net is probably with me even if it does still say lam0r about

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PostIcon Posted on: Nov. 27 2001,08:34 Skip to the previous post in this topic. Skip to the next post in this topic. Ignore posts   QUOTE
Jimi:

This input comes with the disclaimer that not all chicks are the same, so it could be totally wrong.

I don't stick my hands in a guy's pockets, feel around, check out the goods, and in general play with any part of his body unless I'm interested in something. Like, oh, screwing his brains out until he's ready to die from exhaustion.

You should put the feelers out. Watch TV with her and sit close. Stand behind her and put your hands on her shoulders. If she's ok with that, rub them. It'll progress naturally.

Backrubs are notorious for going from 'just a friendly shoulder massage' to 'tonsil hockey world championships' if there's any spark of mutual interest at all. Also, if done to a friend, it's not usually a 'suspect action'. I doubt it'll freak her out too much.

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PostIcon Posted on: Nov. 27 2001,09:17 Skip to the previous post in this topic. Skip to the next post in this topic. Ignore posts   QUOTE
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Backrubs are notorious for going from 'just a friendly shoulder massage' to 'tonsil hockey world championships' if there's any spark of mutual interest at all. Also, if done to a friend, it's not usually a 'suspect action'. I doubt it'll freak her out too much.

Oh god, how true that is.....
*sigh*

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Not to mention some boobies sometimes get played with and licked too....
*sigh, again*

Those were the days...

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Thanks kuru, that makes alot of sense, however it is too late as we were out yestersday but thankyou and keep it coming this is golden. There is always the next time. I'm gonna be having a party sometime in the next few days so maybe I can work the det net charm then.

If this goes well I could get to 4th base then all her base are belong to me!

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Thanks kuru, that makes alot of sense, however it is too late as we were out yestersday but thankyou and keep it coming this is golden. There is always the next time. I'm gonna be having a party sometime in the next few days so maybe I can work the det net charm then.

If this goes well I could get to 4th base then all her base are belong to me!

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PostIcon Posted on: Nov. 27 2001,13:29 Skip to the previous post in this topic. Skip to the next post in this topic. Ignore posts   QUOTE
DOUBLE POST! MUAHAHHA

err yeah. So, what happened the other day? Anything?

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Nothing happened, everything sucked. She Was bored and quite honestly so was I as two people left early the two left were together so they were busy all night (Yes that's right), but like I said there is always next time.

Anyway, I should really take notes. Keep it coming this is very much appreciated.

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Everything sucked? Oh man, that really blows ...
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PostIcon Posted on: Nov. 27 2001,20:59 Skip to the previous post in this topic.  Ignore posts   QUOTE
Yeah it's really gutting but i'll live, i'm quite resiliant and i'm not one to give up just because I didn't know how to act that particular day either. So I am currently organising a bit of a get together since mum is going on holiday for a few days. Sounds like i've got a plan.

Besides, a lot of good has come out of this thread if nothing else, for example I have been given some top tips plus it now says l33t hax0r under my name, now that's an achievement.


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