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PostIcon Posted on: Aug. 14 2001,14:32  Skip to the next post in this topic. Ignore posts   QUOTE
What kind of fun/kinky/gross things did you do with food?

My department had a party the day before, and there were a lot of leftovers, so I took some corn back home individually wrapped in aluminum foil.

I brought one in for lunch today - it was like a 8-9 inch cob - then wrapped the remnants in the foil. I pinched it here and there to make it more "anatomically correct" and left it standing at attention in the lunch room and ran. I'm waiting to see if anyone will add balls to it!

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PostIcon Posted on: Aug. 14 2001,14:45 Skip to the previous post in this topic. Skip to the next post in this topic. Ignore posts   QUOTE
umm....gelatin in public toilets is fun. Just put it in overnight when noone is going to use it for a while (and hope the water's cold).

And so are ice cubes. For...other reasons

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It's better if you poop in it first.
And I agree about the ice cubes
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YAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHH ITS COLD!

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Along those lines of pranks that have to due with toilets, I know a really gross one. You slip some Ex-Lax into the food of a friend or one of your parents(if you feel like ebing grounded for the rest of your life) Before the effects of the Ex-LAx kick in, tightly spread saran wrap across the toilet bowl and put the seat back down. When the person really needs to go they most likely will just sit down and go without checking over the toilet. When they do go, WHAM!! it hits the saran wrap and gets al over the place. *NOTE: If doing this to a friend, do it at their house so that you can make a fast exit if needed*

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PostIcon Posted on: Sep. 25 2001,21:52 Skip to the previous post in this topic. Skip to the next post in this topic. Ignore posts   QUOTE
Now your friend knows why you wandered in his bathroom with seran wrap...

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PostIcon Posted on: Sep. 25 2001,22:26 Skip to the previous post in this topic. Skip to the next post in this topic. Ignore posts   QUOTE
Explain the ice cube thing.
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Ice cube during oral sex on a girl can stimulate beyond belief. Ice cube + clitoris = very happy girl, which also = very happy guy.

This is all very much heresay on my part, as, unfortunately, I've never tried this out.

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Sometimes i eat cheese with my feet.....not really.

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Also, strong mints (i.e. Altoids) during oral sex are supposed to be really stimulating too. Haven't tried it yet, though.

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