How about this, which sucks some ass enough not to hang out with the chic anymore.Acquaintance -> Friends -> Hanging out -> GOOD FRIENDS -> Hang out with her and her friends -> Slowly turn into GGF* -> Get Pissed cuz you are NOT GAY -> Stop calling chic -> Date someone who actually appreciates you...
*Gay Guy Friend - which means you arent really gay but she brags about her fuck buddies, how much she deep throated this guy the other night, or how small that other dudes weenie was BUT will not change clothes or take showers in front of you. As if you really cared in the first place, then she gets all pissed and offended when you try to get serious, acting like you are supposed to somehow turn gay when you come around her.
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All that I know there was no God for me
Force that shatters all, absence of mortality
This message has been edited by Greasemonk on September 19, 2001 at 12:06 PM