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PostIcon Posted on: Sep. 18 2001,14:42  Skip to the next post in this topic. Ignore posts   QUOTE

No kidding, but here's his outline ...

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problem is my whole moral dilemma to do with the whole being against casual sex on the first date ... i dont want to until i know the bird quite well cos she might end up being some skank whore ... agurl whos fit and horny but hasnt slept with the majority

You don't want a disease ridden kootiebag who talks out of her other set of lips.

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PostIcon Posted on: Sep. 18 2001,15:39 Skip to the previous post in this topic. Skip to the next post in this topic. Ignore posts   QUOTE

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and then the next thing i knew, i woke up in bosnia.

man oh man i know what that's like...

wait a minute, BOSNIA? you drove to bosnia...from australia...yeah...

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How about this, which sucks some ass enough not to hang out with the chic anymore.

Acquaintance -> Friends -> Hanging out -> GOOD FRIENDS -> Hang out with her and her friends -> Slowly turn into GGF* -> Get Pissed cuz you are NOT GAY -> Stop calling chic -> Date someone who actually appreciates you...

*Gay Guy Friend - which means you arent really gay but she brags about her fuck buddies, how much she deep throated this guy the other night, or how small that other dudes weenie was BUT will not change clothes or take showers in front of you. As if you really cared in the first place, then she gets all pissed and offended when you try to get serious, acting like you are supposed to somehow turn gay when you come around her.


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PostIcon Posted on: Sep. 19 2001,12:15 Skip to the previous post in this topic. Skip to the next post in this topic. Ignore posts   QUOTE

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man oh man i know what that's like...

wait a minute, BOSNIA? you drove to bosnia...from australia...yeah...


Yup, in a magical carboat. Twas a wonderful expidition, what with the mermaids and all.

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Yup, in a magical carboat. Twas a wonderful expidition, what with the mermaids and all.

So you nailed the mermaids on the way, right?

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So you nailed the mermaids on the way, right?


Several Times. Each.

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So you nailed the mermaids on the way, right?

Not all of them...

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PostIcon Posted on: Sep. 24 2001,00:26 Skip to the previous post in this topic. Skip to the next post in this topic. Ignore posts   QUOTE

Hahahah, nice.

How on earth did you manage to find that image? I mean, you keep thousands of images on your HDD or what?

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PostIcon Posted on: Sep. 24 2001,02:41 Skip to the previous post in this topic. Skip to the next post in this topic. Ignore posts   QUOTE

That looks like a Playboy comic. He probably just had back issues from 1975 laying around to choose from.
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ok so i got to grind with some chick on the dancefloor at freshers night. problem is apparently ALL the l;atest first years are realy shy and timid. might be something to do with the fact that the university has 400 more people apply than they have accomodation for so lots of people are sharing rooms. although i could use this to my advantage "hey baby wanna stay round my place its much cosyer and plus i wanna fuck u senselss" hmm i gonna try and find out if there's any nice chix on the physics courses who want some help with their "homework" i'll keep u informed

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