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So beat 'em to the punch and jump on them! Who cares who jumps on who so long as you end up getting some b00t4y.

Heh. This morning I'm walking on my way down the hall in rez. I turn around the corner and boom - I bump into the hottest one of them (5'6", blond, ~98lbs (I'm guessing) - damn)- as she's on her way to the shower in nothing but a towel - and not a very big one either!

I'm getting to horny to take much more of this. I may have to take your advice, Azn.

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Next time, rip the towel away from her, and snap her ass with it. Then press her up against the wall... I think she'd probably be yours from that point on.

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I bump into the hottest one of them (5'6", blond, ~98lbs (I'm guessing) - [b]damn)- as she's on her way to the shower in nothing but a towel - and not a very big one either![/B]

mmmm nice choice of words ... bump ...

And 5'6" ~98 lbs ... dude, that's borderline anorexic. Well, if you like your women skinnier sure, whatever floats your boat ...

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Meh. 98lbs is a guess - and so's the height. She's not anorexic or anythin - just slim. Slim good. Rail-thin bad.

miNus - thanks for the idea, but I don't think I'll need to. When she saw it was me, she "adjusted" her towel a little lower than it already was. Plus, she said she's going to give me a call for some Calc help later on.

"Hmm ... I think I need to take the derivative of your curves. Then I'll determine your limit approaching O."

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try the massage approach when she gets all tense from the homework..

and good luck.

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try the massage approach when she gets all tense from the homework..

and good luck.

That's my standard approach - and it's never failed me. Hell, it's worked on girls with boyfriends (and one with a husband, but we won't discuss that!)

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The massage!!! GODDAMN, that thing works wonders..... sigh.. memories....
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"Hmm ... I think I need to take the derivative of your curves. Then I'll determine your limit approaching O."

LOL! I'm using that for my IM info for a while.

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That's my standard approach - and it's never failed me. Hell, it's worked on girls with boyfriends (and one with a [b]husband, but we won't discuss that!)[/B]

a husband, eh? then you and I would be in the same club...

and i was taught full body massages from a friend that graduated his therapy school... in general go with the muscle, and work your way below the pants line, and press a little harder with an upward motion with the thumbs.. rinse, repeat. 8)

oh shit, also, try massaging oil called Pleasure Therapy by Jason... not to thick, smells wonderful, and it's not the greatest, but it can get on your tongue..

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