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All of you who answered in the negative to brandon's post are idiots. This is completely hypothetical, and the chances of it happening are pretty much nil. So why the fuck should you care about integrity/dignity/etc.?! If you're worried about skanky cooches and shit, just wrap your dick up in a rubber (see that other thread) and plug her up! I know I'd fuck either (or even better, both, at the same time) of those bitches THREE WAYS TO SUNDAY, BABY!
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http://formenmedia.ign.com/media/news/image/babe/caguilera2.jpg

oh, dear. Based on looks alone, that's not a bad pic. I think it's mostly because she got the fireplace soot out of her eyes.

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Heheh, here's a website that actually has some good looking celebrity fakes that are good for a laugh or two, unless you intend to choke el chubacabra -
http://www.fredd38.com

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i dont like christina agulerara becauyse shes an ugly skank. pure and simple. if she was hitting on me at a bar, id buy her a 1 dollar beer and tell her too look else where for a man whore. plus, i bet shes so loose her pussy looks like someone pounded her with a fucking chair leg. shes oogly. i wouldnt touch her

britney spears on the other hand...

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oh, dear. Based on looks alone, that's not a bad pic. I think it's mostly because she got the fireplace soot out of her eyes.

Shit, if you call that ugly ^ maby you really like men.

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Shit, if you call that ugly ^ maby you really like men.

Well, I definately can't call that ugly, no.

Still, the question that I find myself asking is if that pretty face has any sort of intelligent mind behind it as well, or if it's all just makeup and plastic surgery. After all, you can practically go out and buy an attractive body these days, but it's your mind that really defines who you are.

*stares at the picture for a few more seconds*

Are those real?

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\me scrolls back up. ahhhhhhhh

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Still, the question that I find myself asking is if that pretty face has any sort of intelligent mind behind it as well, or if it's all just makeup and plastic surgery.

I could be wrong but I believe the thread was based on “I want to have sex with Cristina Agulera” not ”I want to have a deep and meaningful discussion with Cristina Agulera”
Sex can be random, meaningless, and in this case, extremely gratifying

Note: I would guess that that beautiful face has little or no intelligence behind it. I once heard an interview with Britney Spears and the whole thing sounded a little like this: “TOTALLY, like, my friends and I LOVE to go shopping. It’s like, SO cool and stuff.” (no, I am not lying or being sarcastic)
Of course they are two different people but...are they really *that* different?

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or if it's all just makeup and plastic surgery. After all, you can practically go out and buy an attractive body these days, but it's your mind that really defines who you are.

*stares at the picture for a few more seconds*

Are those real?

How hard is it to believe that somebody could be that wonderful looking naturally? Some people, as Dennis Miller would put it, hit the pick-6 in the genetic lottery. Welcome to the six-sigma of human genetics.

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Here are some more examples of the genetic pick-6:

Amber Valenta: The most perfect human being to ever exist.

Cameron Richardson: The second most perfect human being to ever exist:

Drool over those two before Christina

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Well i didnt think this would turn into a soft porn thred, baaaaat waddya gonna do.

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