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Brandon, i have lost all repect for you. I hope Ganeesh anally rapes you. Good day to you, sir!

blah, i wouldnt TOUCH that skank.

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Maybe if she was picking up a quarter off the ground, nobody was looking... yeah, then she may get a couple seconds of my time.
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Hey now i wasent making any kind of deep statmen of how she would be a great soul mate, im just saying that she looks good in outfits with midrifts.

i dont know why you guys are being so harsh.
she seems like a perfectly amiable girl,shes a talented singer and dancer, shes very beautyful and has alot of style. I mean what else do you want from a pop star?

As for them being stupid. They may not be well versed in history and science, but they certainly dont't seem overly stupid, not compared to people I deal with every day. and come on, they're entertainers.

and any other guy here, if you were in a bar or at school or work or whatever, and cristina agulera came on to you, and if you say you'd turn her down. YOU'RE A DAMM LIAR!

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oh God, they are both ugly as homemade sin. i mean that. i dated a girl who was like 6 feet tall once. she weighed about 110 pounds. she wasn't anorexic, but she looked it. i felt likt i was gonna crush her when i hugged her... that's too damn skinny. christina and brittany (the whore) are type type of girls that would do ANYTHING (kill, maim, steal, cheat, lie) to look good. what kind of role model is that to young girls? they are portraying the message that unless you are skinny, and beautiful, you won't ever be anything.... and you should do anything to get that way if you aren't.

on the matter of whether or not they're good looking: NO!!! HELL NO!! absolutely not. i mean, i guess if you like that fake look... if you like fucking someone different than you'd wake up next to... and no, i wouldn't fuck either of them. ever. they're so damn nasty. tho, i think i'd make it a point to never fuck any popular media icon. too much risk of diseases and other nasty shit. ugh...

i'm gonna go puke now...

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In our society being overweight is considered unattractive. So people tend to assume from that that the less you weigh, the more attractive you are. This is not the case, however. The people who look attractive are the ones who look healthy. This isn't just cultural, it's hard-coded genetically. And being anorexic definitely is not healthy.

Sure, there are probably some guys out there who think that looking like a walking skeleton is attractive. But they are vastly in the minority.

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Originally posted by Lordbrandon:
any other guy here, if you were in a bar or at school or work or whatever, and cristina agulera came on to you, and if you say you'd turn her down. YOU'RE A DAMM LIAR!

i agree.

those aren't the kinds of girls i would spend the rest of my life with, but i would still fuck them a time or three(or four).

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what kind of role model is that to young girls? they are portraying the message that unless you are skinny, and beautiful, you won't ever be anything.... and you should do anything to get that way if you aren't.

that sounds like anything on tv to me. have you ever seen a fat chick in a makeup commerical?

well i guess fat people are good for food commericals, the way i see it is if they are fat then they must know their foods pretty good, or have bad motabolism (no i don't have any problems with fat people, most of my family is "big boned")

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Rhydant, your just kidding yourself. If you're saying that so many beautiful world famous pop icons are chasing you around that if Christina agulera came up to you in a party, and started being charming and hitting on you, that you'd turn around and ignore her? you're either the swinginest cat on earth or fanatically self deluded. There are a few things ive learned never to under estimate. one of which is never underestimate the time it takes to cook a frozen turkey. and another is to never underestimate a persons, (particularly an american persons) ability, and ultimately willingness, to sell out. The only people who defy this rule are, people who have a better offer, idiots, and people who are fanatically self deluded. to illustrate my point I'll make an example with someone who i have the same feelings for as you seem to have about Christina Aguilera. Pamela Anderson. i would rather glue sandpaper to the inside of my eyelids then watch an episode of baywatch. If she came up to me in a bar and started hitting on me, as much as I would truly truly love to believe i would tell her to go choke on a fish hook. in truth i don't think i could. when indecent proposal came out a few years ago, i asked my friends girlfriend, who as far as i could tell was fanatically self deluded and an idiot, if she would sleep with robert redford for a million dollars, she said no. i said how about 5 million, she said no. i said a billion, she said no. I said 10 billion, she said no again. I said you wouldn't let robert redbird take you out to a five star restaurant, drive you around in a limo then slip you the jimmy for enough money to make you the richest woman in the world? and she said it would make her a whore. and i said if being uncomfortable for twenty minutes for enough money to start your own space program is too much to ask then you're an idiot. for 10 billion dollars id take a bath in robert redford's semen for a month, and if that makes me a whore ill just build a 200 foot statue of my self made of solid gold to make myself feel better. so as much as you'd like think you're too good to do something its just because you've been never been in a situation that forced you to make a choice
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if you just want a warm body to masturbate into, i guess they'd be good for it.

God damn, Kuru, you just made them sound even BETTER... a way to bide the time until a real woman comes along...

Listen up! I demand MORE mass-manufactured warm bodies to masturbate into! My hand is cool and everything, but if they cloned Christina Aguilera and sold her at the local adult store, I'd buy one for me and my girlfriend to play with.

Wow. Um, I have to go now.

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As for like wanting to be around them all the time, no, I wouldn't want them.. but if they came onto me.. you are damn skippy I'd be all over them.

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