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17/M/Healdsburg, CA, virgin computer nerd, seeking 31337 gurlie for lovin. Enjoys computers, sex, and, uh... well, that about covers it.

Meaningful relationships only, no one nighters (sorry ladies ;P). WILL SHAVE IF MUTUAL!

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dude, are you serious?


cuz I'm there.

haha j/k

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i'm not seriously expecting to find someone, but I'm always looking. I meant the post as a joke though. But anyone in the northern California area that wants to hang out, reply!
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I WILL SHAVE THOUGH!!!
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ill let you give me head, but you have to wear lipstick and call me daddy
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Do I get to spank you too?
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17? are you sure that wasnt a typo? maybe these pics are just outta date... j00 look like 14 o_O

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I AM 17. I AM a computer nerd. And I DO look like I'm 14. And that IS a curse. Don't think it's funny, don't think it's cute. I would scan my student body card that I got today (I was wearing my anti DVD-CCA shirt) but lifetouch is so shitty with school photos that it's all blurry and my eyes have no white in them. So don't expect a new photo soon. If you get one, it'll be of me punching the camera. Oh yeah, did I mention I'm not very happy?
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lordbrandon ownz j00

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Originally posted by Evil_Monkey:
I AM 17. I AM a computer nerd. And I DO look like I'm 14. And that IS a curse.

It's cool bro. When you get into your twenties you'll be a hottie. When I was 17 I looked like I was thirteen. Now I'm 26 and get this- all the dudes who were the hotties in high school are already going bald and getting grey hair and getting fat and wondering where their good looks went. Most of them are either married or about to be married and their relationships SUCK.

I, on the other hand, have hot girlies crawling all over me. Mid-twentysomething girlies are far superior to teenage girlies; they've lost most of their weird hangups and stupid behavior and are far more enjoyable to get it on with. And they've finally figured out that nice guys rule and assholes suck. So I get tons o' appreciation.

Oh yeah, I also got to screw a married chick... well, they were separated and dating other people, but there was something very rewarding about doing some asshole's WIFE, esp. since was 24 and in her prime

In other words there IS a promised land!!! Hallelujiah!

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