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PostIcon Posted on: Sep. 28 2000,22:35  Skip to the next post in this topic. Ignore posts   QUOTE
facts? you gotta be kidding right?

am i the only chick in the world who's never expected a guy to spend money on her? there have to be others like me out there... back me up on this!

i don't want diamonds, gold, flowers, cars, candy, cards, trips to tahiti (or anywhere else), watches, clothes, condos, ski resort weekends, perfume, stuffed animals, or dinners at fancy restaurants.

i'd give my left breast for a guy who'd write his own feelings on a piece of paper for valentine's day and be happy to sit in the lab at 11 pm and eat papa john's pizza with me when i hafta work all night.

the best gifts a dude can ever give a chick are his heart and his company.

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well, I keep wanting to post replies to threads here at detnet and today I really just had to register to say, kuru, you are totally right on...

I've dated lots of guys (for some reason software engineers are more prone to this, hmm) who basically make themselves into money-and-gift doormats, inviting you to wipe your feet on them. and of course you do, cause they make it so easy! I have more fun with my boyfriend now than I had with any of them; I can really talk to him, he understands my inner nerd, and he's not with me cause of my hair, or face, or figure, or whatever. and all we ever do is hang out on campus or at home (ok fine and dance and stuff, but that's cause I make him) I'm glad he has a spine and doesn't buy me all sorts of trophy crap.

...that is all. (my, my very first post. how sad. i suppose we all have to start somewhere though)

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PostIcon Posted on: Sep. 29 2000,00:32 Skip to the previous post in this topic. Skip to the next post in this topic. Ignore posts   QUOTE
Posted from an email, I havent seen this do the rounds too often and really it is a very tenuous link to this thread but anyways here goes nothing

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Very nasty........
> >>>>>>
> >>>>>>Subject: MALE COMEBACKS TO FEMALE COMEBACKS
> >>>>>>
> >>>>>>Man: Haven\'t I seen you some place before?
> >>>>>>Woman: Yes that\'s why I don\'t go there anymore.
> >>>>>>Man: Really? I heard it was because everyone there thinks you\'re a
> >>>>>>fat ugly slut.
> >>>>>>
> >>>>>>Man: Is this seat empty?
> >>>>>>Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.
> >>>>>>Man: Probably because you\'d be on your knees sucking my cock
> >>>>>>
> >>>>>>Man: Your place or mine?
> >>>>>>Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I\'ll go to mine.
> >>>>>>Man: That\'s cool, cause after I get done smackin\' it to you
> >>>>>>in the back of my car...... I don\'t give a shit where you go.
> >>>>>>
> >>>>>>Man: So, what do you do for a living?
> >>>>>>Woman: I\'m a female impersonator.
> >>>>>>Man: So that\'s how you got that little mustache.
> >>>>>>
> >>>>>>Man: Hey baby, what\'s your sign?
> >>>>>>Woman: Do not enter.
> >>>>>>Man: Sure that isn\'t \"yield to merging traffic\"?
> >>>>>>
> >>>>>>Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning?
> >>>>>>Woman: Unfertilised.
> >>>>>>Man: No problem, I can always shoot my load on your face
> >>>>>>
> >>>>>>Man: If I could see you naked, I\'d die happy.
> >>>>>>Woman: If I saw you naked, I\'d probably die laughing.
> >>>>>>Man: That works for me....... As long as you\'re still warm
> >>>>>>when I shove it up your ass.
> >>>>>>
> >>>>>>Male: Do you want to dance?
> >>>>>>Female: No!
> >>>>>>Male: I think you misheard me. I said your ass looks fat in
> >>>>>>those pants.

regards, reman

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PostIcon Posted on: Sep. 29 2000,00:58 Skip to the previous post in this topic. Skip to the next post in this topic. Ignore posts   QUOTE
omigosh thats funny!

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Well good for you, kuru! I wish the were more chicks with the same opinion.

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PostIcon Posted on: Sep. 29 2000,05:34 Skip to the previous post in this topic. Skip to the next post in this topic. Ignore posts   QUOTE
To answer your question, kuru, you need to read up on your Leykis 101.
http://www.geocities.com/SouthBeach/Terrace/8181/

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PostIcon Posted on: Sep. 29 2000,05:46 Skip to the previous post in this topic.  Ignore posts   QUOTE
quote:
Originally posted by kuru:
why is it assumed that you hafta spend a fortune and buy a bunch of stuff to get a girl?

Are you saying that was an opinion not fact!?!?

Woman are extremely expensive. That's just the facts.

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