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computers are like men.

you've gotta turn them on before they'll do anything for you.

(and being a chick, i like it that way.)


hey thats not true...but it does help!

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and then you pours coffie on them and they explode!
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no mater what you do you cant ever get the one you really want, unless you have oodles of money

HEH, i like that one.

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no mater what you do you cant ever get the one you really want, unless you have oodles of money


eh, maybe if the question was 'how are computers like prostitutes?' or 'how are computers like gold-diggers?'

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eh, maybe if the question was 'how are computers like prostitutes?' or 'how are computers like gold-diggers?'


The difference is: prostitutes and gold-diggers take the money for themselves, whereas to get a girlie, like buying a computer, the money goes to someone else (unless you consider the pimp aspect). That's one cool run-on sentance, man.

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why is it assumed that you hafta spend a fortune and buy a bunch of stuff to get a girl?

oh yeah, i forgot, the word was 'girlie'.

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Come on, kids... this is a joking thread. From my experience, it costs a little bit more during periods when I have had GFs... Even while totally worth it, I have never felt like I was paying for the privilege of their company.

And the 'girlie' comment was also entered in jest. I've never thought of it as 'getting' as well.

Along the original lines of the thread:
When something is wrong, you have to be intimitely knowledgeable of the operating system in order to interpret the cryptic error messages.

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personally, i dont see a very convincing fact to connect girls and computers except for the fact that sometimes they can piss you off real bad, but most of the time they kick ass.

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HEAR, HEAR!
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they bolth fit, and belong under my desk
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