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PostIcon Posted on: Sep. 20 2000,15:21  Skip to the next post in this topic. Ignore posts   QUOTE

Ganesh!,, hes a real real charming guy,
Ganesh!,, he'll cum in you mouth, and in your eye
He'll use four hands to grab your hips,
whips out his wang and in your butt it dips,
with his trunk he gives you reach around,
your face in a pillow your shoulders on the ground.


Ganesh Ganesh lonely Ganesh
he has less real friends than ugly john tesh
woe is the life of this hindu god,
he acts real smooth but its only a fruad
listlessly he wanders from day to day
only stopping a moulment for a roll in the hay
He wonders: am i straight or am i gay,
why does life have to be this way.
sleeping around from june till may
he knows not weather to go or weather to stay:
"so confusing is this stressful life,
so full of torment, conflict and strife.
I wonder if i should end it all
rotting my liver with alchohol"
"what's it all mean! this hot mindless lovin'?
I'll end it all now with my head in an oven!"

"How long can I wait for true love to arive
nobody cares weather im dead or alive!"
Then just then, right out of the sky
Something brought wood to his pants and a tear to his eye,
he felt as if he could start to fly!
he'd had two rails of crank but it was'nt the high.
He thanked the heavens and the stars above
at last oh Joy He's found his true love!

He knew he'd be cummin from floor to celin'
gallons of streamin' HOT hindu semen.

hed rightiously fill their tour bus with steam!
IT WAS THE ROMANIAN WOMENS OLYMPIC GYMNASTIC TEAM!!!!!

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PostIcon Posted on: Sep. 20 2000,16:00 Skip to the previous post in this topic. Skip to the next post in this topic. Ignore posts   QUOTE

Ganesh, Ganesh, is lord of the dance,
With his cock in your mouth and a hand down your pants!

Ganesh, Ganesh, the hindu god,
Ganesh, Ganesh, he's "permi-hawd"

Ganesh, Ganesh, he's cute as a kitten,
He blows like Bush and screws like that Clinton!

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PostIcon Posted on: Sep. 20 2000,20:07 Skip to the previous post in this topic. Skip to the next post in this topic. Ignore posts   QUOTE

Ganesh the hindu god
oh damn, what a fraud!
he steals your money, he steals your food
hes big and fat and really rude

he doesnt care what he does
as long as it has some fuzz
he'll fuck anything under the sun
thats right, even lordbranDON

Ganesh, Ganesh, hes our man
he can fly, just like Pan!
he is oogly, yeah its true
his grip is tight, hes penis is blue!

mwahahahahaaa

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PostIcon Posted on: Sep. 21 2000,20:57 Skip to the previous post in this topic. Skip to the next post in this topic. Ignore posts   QUOTE

Ganesh will eat your Christian fetus.
Devour your libido and rape jesus.
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PostIcon Posted on: Oct. 05 2000,18:19 Skip to the previous post in this topic. Skip to the next post in this topic. Ignore posts   QUOTE

how many posts? the big three oh oh
theese posts are flowin like crabs offa ho

oh is that the most? Well my heven no!
to some other posters will that credit go
kuru sithee hellraiser, you know their names
posting like madmen, their keyboards in flames

(ok now the rest is a eminem style rap)

post to fourty threads in 3 seconds, dont evean faze em
wile the rest of us sitin here grazen on raisens
readin about the sex habbits of crazy ass asians
look at me, listen, im tellin you its amazin

when do they find time to go to hard ocp
call their friends, take a shower and watch tv like me

do they go out, drive around in cars, go to bars, take trips to mars?

do they find time to lie on their backs to take a look at the stars?

or do they stay home, stay here, and keep their pee in jars.

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PostIcon Posted on: Oct. 05 2000,22:22 Skip to the previous post in this topic. Skip to the next post in this topic. Ignore posts   QUOTE

Every time you post, you make me want to ban you again. Stop being retarded.
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PostIcon Posted on: Oct. 06 2000,00:50 Skip to the previous post in this topic. Skip to the next post in this topic. Ignore posts   QUOTE

you just wish you could rap like me : P
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PostIcon Posted on: Oct. 06 2000,03:25 Skip to the previous post in this topic. Skip to the next post in this topic. Ignore posts   QUOTE

i'm actually listening to eminen atm, you did that really well brandon :)
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PostIcon Posted on: Oct. 06 2000,05:36 Skip to the previous post in this topic. Skip to the next post in this topic. Ignore posts   QUOTE

ganesh ganesh hindu ganesh
he'll pull on your pubes and lick on your flesh
he'll plug up your butt when he starts in a rutt
smack on your ass like a old dirty slut
ganesh!
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PostIcon Posted on: Oct. 06 2000,22:02 Skip to the previous post in this topic.  Ignore posts   QUOTE

ok i cant help but shake this feeling that i could be a nasty rapper. maybe its because im a 16 yr. old white kid, who knows. anyways i tried once, when i was really high, its hard, i kept writing stuff that sounded too much like stuff i have on cd's. anyways, im not going to embarass myself in front of you all by trying to rap, just like i didnt rap "country grammer" by nelly on my varsity soccer bus today when everyone told me to because i know all the words.
also, it looks like the rapping has stopped anyways. or rhyming, whatever it is, or was.
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