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Ok, heres what ya do:
1) Post a verse following these rules:
a. it has to rhyme...mostly
b. it has to be sexu-mal or something like that

...i have too much free time.

Todays song is "Ganesh, the Hindu god".

Oh yeah, you have to start each verse out with "Ganesh!" as shown below in the example

Ill get the ball rolling with a few verses:

"Ganesh! He likes to beat his meat!
And when he does! He always gets cum all over his feet!

Hes one part elephant and one gay!
But that aint relevant cause he'll stick you anyway!

<new verse>

Ganesh! He rides a red motorbike!
So he can get groped! By old bikers named Mike!

Hes souped up his Harley so it goes real fast,
When he puts the pedal to the metal the seat goes up his ass!"

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Ganesh, the wizard, he'll clone your bone,
no need viagra, he'll turn his wang into stone.

His pimp stick looks like Merlins wand,
likes to cure his herpes with gold bond.
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Ganesh! He has a hairy ass!
He shaves with style but not with class...

He yanks his down his spiffy trowsers,
And makes his bitch do it. YOWSERS!

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ganesh, he likes to shoot his wad
he does it well, like an old, hindu god!

he goes in the corner and he masturbates away,
but it hurts him cause his dick is made of clay!

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Just the other day he was beatin' it off,
When he ran out of tissues,
And he ran out of cloth...

He heard some footsteps down the hall,
And a knock on the door...
He tried to wipe his wang on the carpeted floor!

The door was halfway open!
He was runnin' out of choices,
So he started to yell
In the loudest of voices:

"Get the fuck out, mum!
I'm trying to come!
Have some respect for your son!
I'm almost done!"

His mom ran in and tore off her pants...
Then she started to scream
And she started to rant:

I know you're not bent--
Your pants are a tent!
So let me slob on your knob
Like the corn on the cob
We had for dinner last night--
DAMN I'm tight!
Ride me right!
All night!
Low ride me!
Satisfy me!

Just shut up, stop talkin smack--
Stick your dick between by ass crack!

Shove it in!
Don't worry 'bout sin!
We ain't Christian:
We's Indian!!!!!

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Ganesh! He'll stick his trunk between your cheeks!
...and he'll suck your nips, until one of them leaks!

According to him Vishnu is the best,
but he doesn't know that he has manley PMS!

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Ganesh! He'll stick you with a broom!
When you drop the soap, in the shower room!

He'll squeez your cheeks until their red,
then he'll turn you over and give you head!

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Ganesh, it's men he likes to molest!
And when you're locked in his bedroom, you're screwed like the rest!

He'll rape you in the ass with a rubber canoe,
then he'll seal your cheeks together with a tube of super glue!

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ganesh, he'll bang you with a lamp
and then he'll use, his ass as a clamp

he'll squeeze you until you turna crimson red,
until you say you'll sleep with him in bed!

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Ganesh! He's 500 pounds of gristle,
He'll spank you like a whore,
He'll blow you like a whistle!

Ganesh! He clicks on banner ads
for slutty teenage boys and girls who fuck their dads!

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Ganesh!
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Ganesh he's a raving queer,
humps the ass while drinking beer
likes to watch you in the shower,
soon his pants conceal a tower
when it's unleashed you'd better run
or Ganesh wants to have some fun.

Some say Ganesh was abused
other's say he is confused
either way I gotta say
I'd rather that he stay away.
Or find some interest in his wife
so I can get on with my life.

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