Just the other day he was beatin' it off,
When he ran out of tissues,
And he ran out of cloth...He heard some footsteps down the hall,
And a knock on the door...
He tried to wipe his wang on the carpeted floor!
The door was halfway open!
He was runnin' out of choices,
So he started to yell
In the loudest of voices:
"Get the fuck out, mum!
I'm trying to come!
Have some respect for your son!
I'm almost done!"
His mom ran in and tore off her pants...
Then she started to scream
And she started to rant:
I know you're not bent--
Your pants are a tent!
So let me slob on your knob
Like the corn on the cob
We had for dinner last night--
DAMN I'm tight!
Ride me right!
All night!
Low ride me!
Satisfy me!
Just shut up, stop talkin smack--
Stick your dick between by ass crack!
Shove it in!
Don't worry 'bout sin!
We ain't Christian:
We's Indian!!!!!
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syf0n
resident genius
bastardize.net
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[This message has been edited by syf0n (edited September 13, 2000).]