Erm, spicegoddess. You were right, you fit the description to a T but I don't really believe you about the Jennifer Lopex bum, think we could get a picture of that too? Okay, I'm never gonna see you in person so I don't mind about saying this. You're exactly the sort of girl I'm attracted to. You're very good looking and modest with it (very important) and from what you say and how you say it you seem pretty intelligent.
So why the fuck can't we have posters of girls like spicegoddess around the place so that women start sying their hair brown and getting brown contact lenses.
Actually, that would be a bad thing wouldn't because then it'd be fake. Hey, maybe it's better the other way round. Ahh, crap, I'm confusing myself here, christ knows what you're making of this rubbish.
And spandex should never have been invented, it doesn't really look good on anyone except for the perfectly toned and me cos I'm just one hot mofo.
I wish.
cheers