What I like is big brown eyes, long brown hair, a bit slim, not skinny, I like a bit of fat them. Pretty big hips, you know, child-bearing style and obviously that's gonna mean having a proper sized bum aswell. I like big butts, not fat wobbly ones, Jennifer Lopez style, but maybe not that big. I don't really care about breast size, I actually prefer them to be quite small because then they look more in proportion with the body, I just like them to be a nice shape. I also like fairly firm legs, athletic even.

So, bearing this in mind, why the fuck do women try to do the complete opposite of what I want?

What the fuck is up with girls dying their hair blonde? Everybody knows that brunettes are waaaay sexier. The same girls that dye their hair usually wish they had blue eyes aswell. Why? Fuck knows. Brown hair and big, brown eyes looks gourgeous, especially with slightly tanned skin.

Women are also obsessed with losing weight. They want to look like models. The thing they don't realise is that the fashion designers are gay, they don't want their models to look womanly, they want them to look like boys, so they like them thin. Real men don't want women to be stick insects, they want someone who looks like they can provide milk for their babies and you need fat for that. This fat comes from their asses which brings me onto my next point.

Why do they obsess about getting rid of their arses? "Ooh, it sticks out" "Do you think my bum looks big in this?" YES! and I like it like that. Put a bra on it or something so that it's more pert.

So in essence, what I'm trying to say is this: Women claim that we don't understand them and that we don't know what a woman wants. Yes, we do. The problem is, they don't think we do, they won't accept that we do and furthermore, just to compound it, they don't have any idea what we want in a woman. We enjoy blonde blue eyed whores in porn but we don't one to go out with. We want someone that we can grab hold of and not worry about cutting ourselves too.

Sorry, it was just on my mind but you know what I mean. If there's any other stuff that women have no idea about but think they do then get typing cos I'll probably be agreeing with you.
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Women are also obsessed with losing weight. They want to look like models. The thing they don't realise is that the fashion designers are gay, they don't want their models to look womanly, they want them to look like boys, so they like them thin. Real men don't want women to be stick insects, they want someone who looks like they can provide milk for their babies and you need fat for that. This fat comes from their asses which brings me onto my next point.

Why do they obsess about getting rid of their arses? "Ooh, it sticks out" "Do you think my bum looks big in this?" YES! and I like it like that. Put a bra on it or something so that it's more pert.

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Yeah I totally agree with you on that. A lot of women have no idea. But how the hell is it then that girls who look womanly (not talking about fat here) are always called "fattie" or other nice names like that at school?
I go to a school with at least 1/3 anorexic chicks. Any girl who turns up who has a bit more fat than, say, a skinny model, is automatically on the "fat and ugly" side. And I can also tell you from experience that this behaviour has already made more than one girl a sad outsider.
It is not just the women who are stupid, it is the men too. I know lots of guys whining around and saying they want a curvy girl. Half an hour later, I hear them making comments about girls' figures which go directly the other way. Decide on what you want! I mean... you can basically not have a girl that feels like Kate Winslet in private and looks like Kate Moss in public for showing her off.
There is no woman on earth who wants to diet. "If there were no men, this world would be full of happy, fat women." So, if you ever meet a girl who is curvy and you like her, then tell her that you REALLY like her that way, and damn it, reassure her on it!

But alright and agreed... a lot of women have no idea... so go ahead and tell 'em!

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Oh, and when they never believe that a good looking girl can have a brain aswell e.g. Kuru. I'm not saying she' good looking or has a brain, I'd probably have to agree with the latter though. In a thread a while ago she was haivng a go at women we thought were attractive and saying, 'Yeah, but they've probably got zero personality and zero intelligence.' For some girls that's true but there's some thick ugly women too and the same thing happens with men.

However, the word bimbo exists fora reason. You get some girls who know they're good looking either because they've got big tits or they're skinny and have big tits and they think they're the most important person in the world. Hate girls like that, they're the ones that put other girls down aswell.

This whole blonde thing does really get on my nerves though, I'm sorry Liney. I'm not saying you're ugly cos you're blonde and I'm not saying that every blonde girl is ugly but why are they put on a pedestal? The hair dye adverts are always to bleach your hair, not make it darker (a sign of sexual maturity). There's one where this woman dyes her hair in the toilet at a party and struts out leaving everyone in her wake gasping in awe but she walks past an absolutely GOURGEOUS girl with long silky brown hair and big brown eyes. If that girl dyes her hair blonde, I wouldn't find her half as attractive, I don't really know why.
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What I like is big brown eyes, long brown hair, a bit slim, not skinny, I like a bit of fat them. Pretty big hips, you know, child-bearing style and obviously that's gonna mean having a proper sized bum aswell. I like big butts, not fat wobbly ones, Jennifer Lopez style, but maybe not that big. I don't really care about breast size, I actually prefer them to be quite small because then they look more in proportion with the body, I just like them to be a nice shape. I also like fairly firm legs, athletic even.

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hmm that sounds a lot like my girlfriend, but she has blue eyes. i think her eyes are very attractive though because her pupils are dilated a lot for some reason. (no not lsd) i didnt ever notice she had an ass til i was sitting on it giving her a massage
i could barely straddle that thing, but it was nice. and she almost looks bigger than she is.. because she has the cutest face thats not like bone skinny. she also has long beautiful brown straight hair, and one day she "defused" it or something, and she had julia roberts hair. damn she was irresistable.

so yeah, uhh, i agree with you lazy

edit- this is kind of a second thought but a lot of people in my school look at me and i know they are thinking "how the fuck did you get her." some of them even say it. a lot of my friends who dont see much in her say "i admire her original decision for not going with someone more like her or something" but all i can say is i was myself. funny, witty, fucking built, hot. actually none of the above, but she does like me a lot.. so i dont really care how or why.

This message has been edited by melk0r on April 13, 2001 at 10:51 PM

yes i am currently obsessed with this GORGEOUS brown haired/brown eyes female. is is AMAZING. i mean the old bond hair/blue eyed combo always goes well but this chick just blows 'em all away

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Liney, I know what you mean but are you saying that that's what the guys say to girls or what the girls say? In my experience, the girls get more uppity about other girls' weight than boys do.

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Unfortunately, it is the guys as well. When I was younger, I've gone through about 5 years of being constantly called "fat 'n' ugly" by most people, including a lot of guys, although it was never true. Guys are even more insulting often, especially when they don't wanna accept a girl is better at school or whatever, they try to insult her. My sister is 14, and I can see she's being put through about the same thing by the people in her class - she won't even wear a skirt to school because she's scared of what people are gonna say about her legs. And again, it is not only girls making those unfriendly comments!

About being blonde, I am not especially proud of being blonde. In fact, I've already thought about getting some reddish strands died in my hair... I'll have to think about that as you guys all seem to prefer non-blondes!

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this is my first time on this site and i had to reply to the above quote. I'm not saying that I'm hot as hell or whatever, but I am confident about my appearance. If you're wondering I match LazyGit's specifications to a T (i've got pix), except for the childbearing hips, but I do have the J-Lo ass. What bothers me is that people have assumptions about appearances and for some reason it's taboo to have beauty and brains. So for all of you who have fallen for this misconception, that is exactly what it is. A BIG MISCONCEPTION!!! I attend a private university, which happens to be top ten in the nation. I'm not gonna throw it out but if you're really that curious we are current NCAA Champions. So beautiful girls can be intelligent alright? and thanks guys for representing for the brown-eyed girls...

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Now I don't like you!!!!

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if you want you can email me your pic and i can put it up for ya

You need to have someone that doesn't freak when you start talking about what you do at uni or some such thing.

There are a few nice girls in physics, but they're all taken. Damnit.....

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This message has been edited by CatKnight on April 24, 2001 at 10:02 PM

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v nice pics spicegoddess.

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I would beg to differ with the 'hot as hell' remark. You are.

and you have every right to be confident about ur appearance.

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Yes, you are a good looking woman. You can be confident about your looks, yes. Just be wary. There are a lot of boys around here who have their own perceptions of 'hot girls'. You'll probably stumble upon it, and get a chance to reply.

Too bad you're a Duke girl... Now I must hate you.

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There are a lot of boys around here who have their own perceptions of 'hot girls'.

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Some guys like the blonde bimbo stereotype, other go for the intelligent type.

I look for the latter.
From what you've said, in my books you're definantly worth a second look.

PS thats actually a compliment...

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and while i know it's not true that all good lookin chicks have shit for brains (cause i'm good looking and smart), the comment in particular was made iirc about christina aguilera who i met and from that deduced that she DOES in fact have rocks in that blonde head of hers.

anyways, yah.

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but anyway, at my school there are a fair few intellectual, sexy girls. Not heaps and sometimes they're not Jessica Alba (drool..) looks or physicists brains but nice none the less!!

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edit- not in real life of course, only as Dark Angel (r)

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This message has been edited by MattimeoZ80 on April 16, 2001 at 07:58 PM

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you were just tellin me the other day how you think spandex is the best invention ever.

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ever see a "fat bitch" (not the dude from here) in spandex?.... not the best invention ever...
If its tight and comes in plus sizes, its bad!

Besides, you're right about the hot girls =; it's just they're all in upper classes (the word "upperclassmen doesn't seem to fit *quite* right). You're wrong about the "little bit of brains" part though. They're that much older than I am but have an "equal to or less than" amount of... brain power? Girls marvelling at how I can work some problem or find some answer they can't gets old really quickly. When some guys join in it's even worse.

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Not heaps and sometimes they're not Jessica Alba (drool..) looks or physicists brains but nice none the less!!

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This message has been edited by melk0r on April 16, 2001 at 12:46 PM

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masher, i'm studying liberal arts

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Cheers spicegoddess.

I'm doing physics @ Curtin University of Technology

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This message has been edited by masher on April 17, 2001 at 02:14 AM

hehe sorry. I couldn't resist.

all I'm saying is that....we probably have 7 high quality, good looking girls in our year. Some of them are total bimbo's or bitches but there are a few who have enough of a brain that they don't think you "a nerd" or "a brain". Then in year 10 there are possibly more, although I don't think many of them have brains. If you want me too I'll try and name them (our year)...its just my opinion.

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Okay, I'm never gonna see you in person so I don't mind about saying this. You're exactly the sort of girl I'm attracted to. You're very good looking and modest with it (very important) and from what you say and how you say it you seem pretty intelligent.

So why the fuck can't we have posters of girls like spicegoddess around the place so that women start sying their hair brown and getting brown contact lenses.

Actually, that would be a bad thing wouldn't because then it'd be fake. Hey, maybe it's better the other way round. Ahh, crap, I'm confusing myself here, christ knows what you're making of this rubbish.

And spandex should never have been invented, it doesn't really look good on anyone except for the perfectly toned and me cos I'm just one hot mofo.

I wish.
cheers

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the comment in particular was made iirc about christina aguilera who i met and from that deduced that she DOES in fact have rocks in that blonde head of hers.

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unfortunately pictures of my ass will not be posted anytime soon. there needs to be some sort of transition right??

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Ok, I finally got around to checking out your pic. After I was able to put my keyboard tray back into a usable position I read this.

Considering some of the Fucknuggets we get here (both male and female) that have no clue what they are talking about, you have something worth posting. Don't worry about transition; let's see the other side of you!

Now that i have let the Pig in me out for a bit we will get back to our regular programming

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This message has been edited by masher on April 19, 2001 at 06:15 AM

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... wait... hold on... SPICE GODDESS YOU ARE SUPER HOT AND SEXY! YOU ARE NOW TOPPING THE DETNET CHICK LIST IN MY BOOK

... anyway...
I think you're right, cause guys do make fun of chicks who aren't skinny... but that pretty much ends near the end of high school! I admit to calling some chicks fatty! It's just like everybody making fun of the class burn-victim... it's about fitting in and alienating people to make yourself feel better. I'm not saying it's right, but that's just what kids do. Anyway, I'm right on with Lazy-man. And the reason we still comment on how hot skinny, blonde, blue eyed chicks are is cause they ARE! But they certainly aren't more sexy, and I wouldn't want a REAL relation ship with one, and I would RATHER have a one-nighter with one of the chicks that Lazy-man described.

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so what were we discussing again?

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so what were we discussing again?

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never woulda guessed.

so what were we discussing again?

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Jim, dude- she's actually right about this one..
Take another look

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Unfortunately, it is the guys as well. When I was younger, I've gone through about 5 years of being constantly called "fat 'n' ugly" by most people, including a lot of guys, although it was never true. Guys are even more insulting often, especially when they don't wanna accept a girl is better at school or whatever, they try to insult her. My sister is 14, and I can see she's being put through about the same thing by the people in her class - she won't even wear a skirt to school because she's scared of what people are gonna say about her legs. And again, it is not only girls making those unfriendly comments!

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boy, isn't this ever relevant. seems like i'm not the only one who's noticed that as soon as a chick is as smart as the guys, or maybe smarter, they find some ground (no matter how weak) to attack her on.

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This message has been edited by aventari on April 24, 2001 at 10:08 PM

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boy, isn't this ever relevant. seems like i'm not the only one who's noticed that as soon as a chick is as smart as the guys, or maybe smarter, they find some ground (no matter how weak) to attack her on.

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so you are agreeing with liney? im lost.

not *all* guys do it, but there are a siginficant number who do.

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